FHM # 42, March 2004 Magazine

FEATURES
72 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
He admits to golfing with Kenny G, yet he still comes off looking cool.
74 ENTRAPMENT
SHE'S MOVING IN
Heed our guide to cohabitation or say goodbye to your balls. It's your call.
80 END CAME
IMAGES OF DOOM
Mexican photographer Enrique Metinides sees dead people. Then he takes their pictures.
82 SNAP, CRACKLE & POP
WILLA FORD
Because the world can never have too many buxom, blond pop stars.
90 KINGDOM COME
WILD THINGS!
Evidently it's not just canines and your sister who enjoy doing it doggy style.
92 THUGGERY
BLOOD SPORT
The Quebec hockey League where every game is like Slap Shot.
100 BACHELORETTES
THE 50 MOST ELIGIBLE WOMEN IN THE WORLD 2004
They're like your girlfriend, only sexier and far more wealthy.
110 COVER GIRL
PARIS HILTON
With a hit TV show and a popular video, she can't get any hotter.
118 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
DONALD TRUMP
He earns your salary in the time it'll take to read this interview.
IN EVERY ISSUE
28 LETTERS
One lucky reader wins a ball and chain, a boss gets a desking, the prison system outdoes Hallmark and Bam's dad throws the ladies a bone.
34 REPORTER
The AntiGravity Girls stretch, sandwich masters ham it up, a kindergarten cares for men and Japanese monkeys break a leg.
57 REVIEWS
Hear the Broken Lizard crew's camping tales, savor Bone Crusher's eating tips and meet the 12-year- old girl who kicks ass at Halo.
121 FASHION
Top designers reveal what they'll be selling this spring and summer, rappers look back at hip-hop fashion and cowboys get options.
150 MACHINERY
In honor of pool's contribution to bar-room violence, Jeanette "The Black Widow" Lee breaks balls with the world's finest cues.
156 GASOLINE
The new H3T Hummer hands the earth's natural resources their ass. Plus, Goodfellas' Henry Hill reveals how to spot undercover fuzz.
ADDED VALUE
70 BAR ROOM JOKES
Rich? Hung like a fire hose? Removed that goiter? Add a sense of humor to your bag of tricks and you'll have ladies dripping off you like crazy.
160 TRUE STORIES
No one ever snapped themselves putting some unwitting fool's toothbrush up their ass. These tales, however, are all bona fide.