FHM # 38, November 2003 Magazine

FEATURES
76 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
STEVEN TYLER
He probably slept with your mom.
78 LITTLE MERMAID
BOBBY JO MOORE
All of The Chris Isaak Show's lovely mermaid. None of Chris Isaak.
84 REMINDERS
UNFORGETTABLE SEX!
Ten moves to make her late-night, masturbational film reel.
92 QUIZ
DO YOU ROCK LIKE MOTLEY CROE?
Test your limits of indulgence.
94 GUILT
THE MIND OF A KILLER/
Perhaps the only thing worse than death is taking a life.
100 WOMEN OF FISHING
BAIT & LURE
ESPN's Totally Hooked girls get wet.
107 SAVIOR
THE BIG STUD
Meet the dog with the $4,000 semen.
112 LUNACY
THE 50 MOST ABSURD MOMENTS IN ROCK
How rock stars retard our evolution.
122 COVER GIRL
HALLE BERRY
The Sexiest Woman in the World.
130 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
KEVIN BACON
Hollywood's pants-down king disses The Air Up There!
133 ACCLAIM
GROOMING AWARDS
Bathroom champions saluted.
IN EVERY ISSUE
26 LETTERS
A midget toots a horn, troops get props, a man receives beer charity and the ever-popular boss's desk.
32 REPORTER
Dana Glover's lungs, Olie the Goalie's head, Moses' diet, Bruce Lee's punch and Britney's dreams.
61 REVIEWS
Daryl Hannah on eye patches, Jon Favreau on Will Ferrell's ass and James Bond's Jaws on arrrrgh.
139 FASHION
Putting the latest in scientific techno fabrics to the test, plus picking scents to suit your flavor.
156 MACHINERY
With recording gear this good, even a fabricated boy band could storm the charts.
160 GASOLINE
Walking be damned! Pick your ride for 2004 from the planet's hottest new metal steeds.
170 BIONIC
BMXer Dave Mirra shares the fitness secrets that ensure he'll never need to get a real job.
ADDED VALUE
7B4 AR ROOM JOKES
Impress the toothless barflies at your juke joint- with FHM's prime selection of certified knee-slappers.
176 TRUE STORIES
It's funny, because it's true!