FHM # 28, December 2002 Magazine

FEATURES
88 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Britney's ex schools Stevie Wonder and apologizes for his bad-hair days.
90 BASHED!
BALL-CARD BEATDOWN!
A sports-memorabilia collector crosses the wrong man and gets the business end of a Louisville Slugger.
96 BRANDE RODERICK
PERFECT FIT
The E! Wild On bombshell lets FHM rifle through her drawers.
104 MR. LUCKY!
ARTIE LANGE
Howard Stern's sidekick remembers the good times: gambling sprees, binge drinking and cop brawls.
108 THE TOP 20...
LINGERIE MOMENTS
From Cameron Diaz's Underoos dance to a Britney Spears striptease, behold underwear's greatest hits.
118 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
PRIVATE VIEWING
A look beneath the cursed raiments with which women conceal their undies.
122 THE FHM GUIDE TO...
TECHNOLOGY
Man never assembled a greater bunch of durables capable of harnessing the tiny electron dance we call electricity.
158 COVER GIRL
ALI LANDRY
The Spy TV star lets FHM readers turn the tables and do their own spying.
IN EVERY ISSUE
42 REPORTER
First, stare in awe as the Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders join FHM's Lingerie frenzy. Then learn about toys that kill, cars that skydive and the man who caulks Mount Rushmore.
67 REVIEWS
Wisdom on groupie-wrangling and tire-slashing from Sum 41's drummer, Stevo. Plus, a look at the career trajectory of Bond girls and a guide to Star Trek's ill-conceived merchandising.
171 FASHION
Pimp out your wrist with the planet's finest watches, and learn why black is the perfect clothing color whether you're a ninja, the Grim Reaper or a fashionable young man.
192 GASOLINE
DMX admits to the embarrassingly intimate relationship he has with his fine automobiles, and FHM grabs a fire suit and straddles the pulsating driver's seat of a monster truck.
THE MAILBAG
32 LETTERS
Ramblings from readers, and Fr'' outs yet another crash victim frcan in-box video.
86 BAR ROOM JOKES
When one page creates this much euphoria, it should be sold in little plastic bags on street corners.
200 TRUE STORIES
And $200 goes to the man whose skanky sister fell through his ceiling!