FHM # 18, January/February 2002 Magazine

FEATURES
58 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
The burly Austrian speaks in more than just clichéd one-liners.
60 BERSERKER
DJ QUALLS
You laughed at his massive head in Road Trip. Now laugh at the ludicrous boasting coming out of his big mouth.
64 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
SHAME ON YOU!
FHM rounds up 50 women to make you slightly less lousy in bed.
68 MODERN HORROR
BLOODY STANDOFF!
It started with a heartbroken madman seizing their house, and it ended four days later in a hail of gunfire.
74 AGENT PROVOCATEUR
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!
The world's sexiest lingerie designer offers women exercising—in panties!
82 THE FHM ...
A TO Z OF SEX
From ancient sex techniques to the NBA star who gets zero lovin', FHM presents 12 pages of alphabetized naughtiness.
94 COVER GIRL
REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS
The blond beauty cracks a joke about everything—except '80s teen idols.
102 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
THE DOMINATRIX
A top whip-wielder explains why . some guys like being powerless.
IN EVERY ISSUE
22 REPORTER
Cars that play soccer, machines that create extreme havoc, plus guys who wrestle with their toes. And the salacious Natalia Cigliuti.
47 REVIEWS
The latest reviews of music, film, games and Internet sites. Then OutKast's Andre 3000 talks about the last time he had sex with an alien.
105 FASHION
Cold-weather coats and winter casual-wear for the billions of us who weren't fortunate enough to be born on a Bahamian island.
124 MACHINERY
After the standard post-holiday disappointment has faded, wrap those gifts up and send them back. Then buy this stuff—which is far, far better.
128 GASOLINE
A breathtaking review of the year's new rolling people carriers, plus a detailed look at the next auto chosen to be totaled while protecting James Bond.
138 BIONIC
FHM's new health section helps strengthen your grip, cure your cold, improve your love life and make you far less flabby.
THE MAILBAG
16 LETTERS
A month of ramblings, plus an autographed picture of John Tesh.
56 BAR ROOM JOKES
Proven punch lines guaranteed to make the bullies hit you less.
144 TRUE STORIES
Real-life anecdotes topped by the man who made a cow sled.