FHM # 4, September 2000 Magazine

IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE...
92 Jevon Hearse
The man they call The Freak has the wingspan of a B2 bomber and eats QBs for lunch.
96 Welcome to hell!
For prisoners of war, death is a reward. Read about the men who survived the nightmare.
106 Vanessa Marcil
The 90210 graduate on underwear, hypnotism and her "husband" Corey Feldman.
113 2000 FHM sex survey
The shocking results are in, so it's time to have a talk with your girlfriend.
123 Rock 'n' roll animals
Kiss, the band that refuses to die, is back in costume and ready for their encore.
130 Burt Reynolds
The only man to be canceled by all three networks weighs in on porno directors, deranged groupies and fun with Vaseline.
132 This bud's for you!
Are your friends complete losers? Take our test to find out which ones you no longer need.
140 Pamela Anderson
The sexy V.I.P. bares all for an FHM exclusive.
148 The future of sex
Imagine sex with aliens, breast farms and talking vibrators. The brave new world revealed.
154 Let's make lots of money!
Savings accounts are boring and wise investments are slow. Use your computer to unlock riches with our guide to online trading.
162 Dominique Swain
With five films due out this year, the sexy Lolita is poised for superstardom.
170 The art cop
The L.A.P.D.'s Don Hrycyk on counterfitting, Mona Lisa's smile and Dogs Playing Poker.
IN EVERY ISSUE...
29 Letters
Burning trucks, mystery liquids and thieving museum staff—all issues of great concern for this month's correspondents.
36 Reporter
Featuring the running of the sheep, beer goggles, guys named God, stupid Floridians and the man who rides for Jesus.
61 Reviews
Music, movies, videos, DVDs and games, plus Ol' Dirty Bastard, Anthony Michael Hall, ancient Atari games and Wyclef Jean.
78 Confessions
A reader discovers that his parents are amateur filmmakers—who have starred in a homemade blue movie. And, some caring, professional nurses turn nasty on an unfortunate patient.
84 Bar room jokes
Let the hilarity begin as FHM presents you with, the funniest jokes ever put on paper.
86 Grub Smith's laboratory of love
The world's horniest man seeks professional help to find out if he's normal.
173 Fashion
Just in time for fall, the best of everything from tweed to leather, including a rundown on all your favorite designers.
218 Machinery
A roundup of personal digital assistants and hot new cameras.
224 Hospital
Cut your own hair, diagnose horrible tongue diseases and meet a bull rider who refuses to die.
230 The expert dads
Sane adults dispense sober advice on building a pond in your yard and buying a gun.
232 True stories
Other people's pain is always funny.