FHM # 1, March/April 2000 Magazine

IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE...
98 Wes Craven
The Scream 3 director on voodoo, basements and the things you can do with blood nowadays.
100 Best friend vs. girlfriend
Which of your so-called friends knows you best? Insist they take this test and discover the truth.
108 The unshuttable mouth
Don King may have the scariest hair in sports, but his mighty mouth is even more dangerous.
116 Susan Ward
Need a good reason to go see The In Crowd at your local movie theater? Well, here's one.
122 I'm so sorry!
When you've really upset your girlfriend, maybe it's time for the special tricks to win her back.
131 Sharks ate my wife!
A young couple's Hawaiian honeymoon ended in tragedy. Only one person knows what really happened, and he's not talking....
136 Invasion of the body hair
If your body is covered with unwanted fur, here's what you can do to stop the horror.
142 Leslie Bibb
Popular's bitchy blonde speaks her mind on boxing, Howard Stern and Guns 'N' Roses.
148 Do you know how to have sex?
You may think you are outstanding in bed, but are you alone in that opinion? Find out here.
152 I'm in love with my car
The '80s was the decade of the television car. Here are the people who refuse to let go.
160 Rachael Leigh Cook
With four films due out this year, Rachael Leigh Cook is set to dominate the big screens.
168 The crash test dummy
Not many people relish the prospect of a car crash, but for one man, it's all in a day's work.
IN EVERY ISSUE...
32 Letters
Dust off your writing skills and win yourself a succulent prize by sending us a letter. Even if you have no writing skills, send one anyway.
42 Reporter
Featuring gorillas in fancy dress, toys for horrible children, why pets threaten civilization, the end of bathroom lines and a delicious FHM cocktail.
64 Reviews
Music, movies, videos and games, all passed through the FHM quality detector.
84 Confessions
The arrival of a giant beast brings joy to a slaughterhouse, and a sobering account of why you should never mock the elderly behind their backs.
92 Bar room jokes
Prepare your sides for the splitting process as these top drawer gags work their ingenious magic. At least, that's the theory.
96 Grub Smith's laboratory of love
FHM's fearless yet revolting sex columnist with lovemaking tips for the more experienced man.
175 Fashion
Guess what—clothes are still in! Take a look at the stuff the world will be walking around in this summer, and work out which bits you want.
210 Hospital
Tell us all about your embarrassing problems and let FHM take away the pain and anxiety.
216 The expert dads
Important advice from reliable adults on home repair, savings and talking to a dying parent.
218 Machinery
Cell phones for every occasion, a cool new computer and the men who drive the Zamboni.
224 True stories
Laugh at the misfortune of fellow readers.