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A Few Thoughts on Kitschmas | 10 | |
Chapter 1 | Oh, Kitschmas Tree, Oh Kitschmas Tree! | |
I'm Dreaming of a White-Trash Kitschmas | 14 | |
Happy Huladays Tree | 17 | |
Valley of the Dolls Tree | 21 | |
Handy His-and-Her Tree | 23 | |
The Tree of the Future | 26 | |
Jingle Ball and Weenie Trees | 29 | |
Chapter 2 | Deck the Halls (and Walls and Daais and Flaais) with Lotsa Tchotchkes! Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la | |
Kitschmas Wreaths | 34 | |
Too Tired Wreath | 34 | |
Have Your Elves a Merry Little Kitschmas Wreath | 34 | |
A Wreath of Franklins | 38 | |
The Urban Legend Fruitcake Wreath | 38 | |
Berry White Wreath | 39 | |
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Night-Light | 42 | |
Naughty and Nice Stockings | 45 | |
The Bad Girl's Ho Ho Ho Stocking | 47 | |
The Manipulative Parent's Reversible Stocking | 47 | |
NASDAQ Stock-ing | 47 | |
The Judy Garland | 48 | |
No Room at the Inn Lighting Extravaganza | 50 | |
Junk For Joy! | 53 | |
Chapter 3 | Bring the Kitsch Out of the Kitchen, It's Time to Eat! | |
Yes You Can, It's Kitschmas! | 58 | |
Kitschy Cola Canned Ham, Ya Ya | 60 | |
Can-do Caramelized Potatoes | 61 | |
Tiny Tim's Teensy Feast | 62 | |
Tiny Tim's Turkey | 64 | |
Holly Golightly's Breakfast at Tiffany's | 65 | |
Single Girl's Champagne Bucket | 67 | |
Chapter 4 | Figgy Pudding and Other Desseits of Kitschmas Past | |
What a Bunch of Fruitcakes! | 70 | |
Your Basic Fruitcake | 72 | |
The Vegetarian Fruitcake | 75 | |
The Certifiable Fruitcake | 75 | |
The Paranoid Fruitcake | 75 | |
The Closet Fruitcake | 76 | |
That Toothless Cousin Fruitcake | 76 | |
Here's Your Frigging Pudding | 78 | |
Mincemeaty Pye | 80 | |
Gee Whiz Gelatin | 82 | |
Chapter 5 | Get into the Kitschmas Spirits! | |
... and a Partridge in a Pear Tree | 88 | |
Santa's Little Helper | 90 | |
Frosty the Chocoholic Snowman | 91 | |
The Sugarplum Fairy | 93 | |
Santa's Hot Buttered Rum Balls | 94 | |
Office Kitschmas Party Punch | 97 | |
Yellow Snow Cone | 99 | |
Kitschmas Jigglepolitan | 102 | |
Rudolph the Rehab Reindeer's Nose | 105 | |
Chapter 6 | Don We Now Our Gay Apparel! | |
Why do You Think They Call It a Tree Skirt? | 108 | |
Protective Plastic Eating Poncho | 109 | |
Merry Janes | 110 | |
Fashion Statement Sweatshirts | 112 | |
Kitschmas Koiffures! | 115 | |
Let It FRO, Let It FRO, Let It FRO | 115 | |
Hark! The Farrah Angel Wings! | 117 | |
That Kissmas Girl! | 117 | |
Kitschmas Tree Hive | 117 | |
Merry Kitschmas to All, and to All a Good Night! | 119 | |
Table of Equivalents | 120 |
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