Stuff # 28, March 2002 Magazine

FEATURES
10 Cover Girl: Sheryl Crow
She's released five CDs and sung with the likes of Kid Rock and Tony Bennett. But now she's in Stuff We're so proud of her!
18 "Drop the Koala!"
Would you risk jail time to steal a fuzzy marsupial? A hedgehog? Toilet handles? Behold the world's most ridiculous thefts.
82 Weirdfella
John Q star Ray Liotta sizes up Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melanie Griffith, Anne Heche and Miss Piggy. Guess which one he says is "going to be a great old broad."
88 Hungering for a Hungarian
Kata DobO talks about Rollerball and insensitive Americans. In that order!
94 The Ultimate IQ Test
Q: Are you stupid? Smart? Clever? A: All of the above. This quiz proves it.
98 The Sexopedia
For starters, the letter A, as in adultery, ass, alcohol, all-nude, al Qaeda and Al Roker.
104 This Is Going to Hurt
Prepare to squirm as our reporter undergoes the ultimate medical exam.
110 Porn Free
After a career as a porn star, is life just one big anticlimax?
116 Monica Makes the Grade
Undeclared's Monica Keena thinks her breasts are perky. We agree.

DEPARTMENTS
22 Dear Stuff
Not so much mail as blackmail.
28 True Lies
An undead corpse, an undying cat and a dangerous dildo. Beware the Ides of March.
30 Blitz!
Norman Mailer checks his sanity at the door, a penguin man molts, Kofi Annan visits Sesame Street, and anal lube gets its long-overdue kudos.
48 Hype!
Korn's Jonathan Davis on illiteracy, The'Evil Dead on DVD and yet another porn blooper. Also: crude drawings of leprechauns!
62 Greatest American Hero
Isaac Hayes is not only South Park's Chef— he's also the original soul man. Plus, we hear he knows Jim J. Bullock!
64 A Guy and His Stuff
The contents of Shaq's shack, including his Ferraris and Backyard Wrestling videos.
66 Lord of the Bar
Jokes, pranks, bets and salted nuts.
68 Ask the Professor
Why is there braille on drive-through ATMs?
123 Instant Cool
Gadgets small enough to inhale, new motorcycles, game-room gear and the Hubble Space Telescope.
159 Sex Spy
Shy women reveal how to get them into bed. Plus: Babe of Yore Bo Derek and our first Women's Studies scholarship winner.
110 Where to Buy
Own everything in this issue for $38,773.
172 The Conspiratorial Clown

STUFF STYLE
131 Fashion News
Take one guess what this is about.
138 Suit Suite
Track suit vs. business suit—to the death!
144 Denim-tabulousness
A whole passel of jeans.
146 Act Casual
You need to relax—in these clothes.
152 Spring Preview 2002
Really macho pastels. Sort of.