Playboy July 2003 Magazine

COVER STORY
With darling Nikki Schieler Ziering stealing scenes in the latest American Pie sequel, American Wedding, and heating up the jungle set of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, PLAYBOY decided to send Senior Contributing Photographer Stephen Wayda on a mission: Get Nikki's clothes out of here! Our Rabbit gets all knotted up by Miss September 1997.

FEATURES
64 SEX ON THE EDGE
For years, different drugs have been touted as ultimate aphrodisiacs. Now there's foxy, a new sex potion that gets club kids—and law enforcement—all hot and bothered. Does it work? Is it dangerous? Our fearless writer scores a vial and tells all. BY HEATHER CALDWELL
80 WAVE RAVE
Whether you're into skimming, jet-skiing or bare-ass kayaking, we'll bring out your inner sea hoss with this summer's coolest surf-busting machines.
82 WAR OF THE WORDS
A gentleman's profession? Ha! Literary and media heavies—from Tom Wolfe and Norman Mailer to Dave Eggers and Tina Brown—have a bad habit of getting nasty. And their poison-pen put-downs live forever in cyberspace. Behold five of the most ferocious, keyboard-melting fends. BY SIMON DUMENCO
88 AMERICA THE BREWFUL
There's only one way to know if microbrews like Blackened Voodoo, Weizenheimer and Ghettoblaster stand up to their names. PLAYBOY chugs a brewer's dozen and spills the results. BY JAMES OLIVER CURY
104 DEAR FRIENDS, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Apparently the future isn't all it's cracked up to be. The good news: In 2053, men have multiple penises. The bad news: everything else. Read our recently discovered letters from the future or risk a forehead demerit label. BY DAVID CROSS
106 ZORA EXPOSED
Joe Millionaire's good girl has a wild side—and it's peeking through her lingerie.
116 20Q RACHEL WEISZ
The star of the Mummy movies went to Cambridge, but she still loves to roll around in the mud and get dirty. She even thinks the overweight, overmedicated Elvis was cute. No, you are not dreaming, and, yes, she is perfect. BY ROBERT CRANE
119 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: REBECCA SCOTT
Rebecca likes her men to fondle and lick her everywhere. And we mean everywhere.
120 THE HIPSTER'S GUIDE TO DATING
Grab your horn-rimmed glasses and vintage sneakers and check out our can't-miss guide to nailing bohemian chicks. You'll thank us later. BY ROBERT LANHAM

FICTION
76 JOINT CUSTODY
The hot new girlfriend has a pet. No problem. Except that her pet happens to be a 100-pound potbellied pig she shares with an ex. BY STEVE AMICK

INTERVIEW
59 LISA MARIE PRESLEY
She is the daughter of the King, but she's no princess, as she reveals in a Playboy Interview that covers Jacko, Nicolas Cage, her dad and more. "My taste in sex," Presley says, "is probably 'porn style.' I am a little dark. I like it rough, the way they do things in porn movies." We're all shook up. BY ROB TANNENBAUM

PICTORIALS
70 2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS, 2 FINE
The tricked-out rides from the sequel to The Fast and the Furious meet the nude girls of street racing.
90 PLAYMATE: MARKETA JANSKA
Beautiful? Czech. Naked? Czech.
126 NIKKI SCHIELER ZIERING
In Hollywood, Nikki's a rising star. In PLAYBOY, Nikki's nekkid!

NOTES AND NEWS
11 THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY
12 MARDI GRAS MANSION MADNESS
Darya Conger, Justin Timberlake and Tara Reid party with beads and Bunnies.
51 THE PLAYBOY FORUM
Pot stamps, seam and soldiers who say "PLAYBOY is my co-pilot."
155 PLAYMATE NEWS
Shanna Moakler rocks Blink-182, George Lopez' favorite Playmate.

DEPARTMENTS
3 PLAYBILL
15 DEAR PLAYBOY
21 AFTER HOURS
40 PLAYBOY TV
42 PLAYBOY.COM
45 MANTRACK
49 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
102 PARTY JOKES
139 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY
159 ON THE SCENE
160 GRAPEVINE
162 POTPOURRI

LIFESTYLE
108 THE NEW PLAYBOY
There's no better place to update your fashion sense than the Playboy Mansion. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS
114 THE LUX LIFE
The New Playboy knows that accessories make the outfit. And the man. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS

REVIEWS
31 MOVIES
Harrison Ford returns in Hollywood Homicide; is Drew's Angels 2 dumber than Dumberer?
33 MUSIC
Radiohead, Pete Yon, David Banner and the Deftones.
34 GAMES
Supercross champ Ricky Carmichael revs up extreme racing games, the Hulk gets four rabbits.
36 DVD
Bond, breaking down New Wave films and gorgeous Katie Holmes—topless! Yes, topless!
38 BOOKS
Joe Queenan on the woes of sports fans and the author of Fast Food Nation on Reefer Madness