FHM # 23, July 2002

FEATURES
70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
JACK OSBOURNE
Thankfully, his speech isn't nearly as indecipherable as his dad's.
72 MODERN HORROR
BOMB SCARE!
Palestinians mistake a New York subway for a crowded Israeli marketplace.
78 KARI WUHRER
SPIDER WOMAN
You loved her on MTV's Remote Control. Get ready to love her again.
84 BERSERKER
MR. GIRLS GONE WILD!
Meet the man who brought shame to the parents of countless sorority girls.
90 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
THREE'S COMPANY
Ménage tip No. 1: Of the three people involved, you should be the only dude.
96 BONNIE.JILL LAFLIN
POOL PARTY!
You'll be shocked at how hard it is to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
102 THE FHM GUIDE TO...
WINNING
Learn to win everything from bar bets to Monopoly. Your friends' shame ensues.
110 COVER GIRL
CATHERINE BELL
Behold the JAG beauty who has Marines lining up to be court-martialed.
118 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
THE POKER CHAMPION
Phil Hellmuth Jr. wins more from one hand than you make in a year.
IN EVERY ISSUE
24 REPORTER
Country music star Chely Wright proves her pedigree. Plus, coleslaw wrestling, a human lab rat, airborne ballerinas and two servings of hot cakes.
47 REVIEWS
FHM's summer entertainment guide introduces you to the films, music and games that will help you squander the season's extra daylight hours.
121 FASHION
New clothes to fill with your grimy sweat, a camouflage soccer ball you won't see coming and T-shirts that talk dirty to everyone you encounter.
142 MACHINERY
Ogle the latest multipurpose devices as they display e-mail, make wireless calls and play music. Plus, they don't look so techy as to repulse women.
146 GASOLINE
Funkmaster Flex talks up his muscle cars while Cadillac finally creates a ride that doesn't Look as if it were designed during the Eisenhower administration.
150 BIONIC
Weight-loss tips that will take you from Samoan bouncer to Ethiopian jockey, as well as the latest in sex science and haircuts for the cranially challenged.
THE MAILBAG
18 LETTERS
Barely literate readers babble about the taste of their curdled man-milk and the worries of a mummified cat attack. Plus, proof that our 2001 Student of the Year has finally graduated!
68 BAR ROOM JOKES
Funnies so powerful they'll make listeners spontaneously implode.
160 TRUE STORIES
Tales of embarrassment and misery capped by the robber who stabbed himself in the sac.