FHM # 19, March 2002

FEATURES
78 MODERN HORROR
HACKED TO BITS
Your meager spring break horror story will pale in comparison to the student who had his brains eaten by Satanists.
86 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
MASTER HER HOT SPOTS!
Learn to please every inch of your overbearing girlfriend.
92 BERSERKER
DAVID ALLAN COE
Kid Rock's favorite redneck relives the polygamy, the murder raps and the time spent living in a cave.
98 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
BOB SAGET
The wacky jokester behind Full House is finally forced to apologize!
100 CERINA VINCENT
CLOTHING OPTIONAL
At last, the naked foreign exchange student from Not Another Teen Movie!
106 THE FHM GUIDE TO...
SPRING BREAK
The best locations for drunken spring-time ignorance, plus an embarrassing tattoo guide and Daytona Beach bingo!
118 COVER GIRL
JENNIFER LOPEZ
The smoldering beauty twice crowned Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM readers shows how much she cares.
128 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
SHAUN PALMER
Not just an extreme athlete—an extreme athlete with his own video game.
IN EVERY ISSUE
38 REPORTER
Midget wrestlers, dirty books and the guy who changes the light on top of the Empire State Building.
61 REVIEWS
Music, films, video games and Internet. Plus, tips from the king of kaboom, movie producer Jerry Bruckheimer.
131 FASHION
It's nearly spring, which means it's time to buy new sunglasses, sandals, shirts and, yes, grooming paraphernalia.
156 MACHINERY
The season's hottest snowboards showcased and exploited as if they're nothing but pieces of meat.
166 GASOLINE
Fine new seafaring vessels for people with a water fetish. Then Ron Jeremy talks about his classy Saturn.
170 BIONIC
Sex tips to keep you pumping like an Amoco attendent, plus a sneaker guide for the times when you're not in bed.
THE MAILBAG
28 LETTERS
Readers spout the usual nonsense-and a man shows himself with a salami around his neck.
76 BAR ROOM JOKES
The country's finest jokes, guaranteed to break the spleen-gnawing tedium you call "life."
176 TRUE STORIES
Amazing, unbelievable, totall:.not-made-up stories, topped the tale of Missouri's biggest ass.