FHM # 29, January/February 2003

FEATURES
60 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
MARTIN SCORSESE
Rumor has it he's directed some movies.
62 SEX SURVEY
WOMEN OF THE WORLD BARE ALL
We collected 59,000 surveys worldwide to bring you global nookie truths.
68 FEMME FATALE
THE LADY KILLER
The Grim Reaper puts on a skirt.
74 JOLENE BLALOCK
10 THINGS ...
... about TV's sexiest Vulcan.
80 MORTALITY
DEATH WATCH!
Calculate your expiration date.
82 BRAWLER
TAWNY KITAEN
Meet the top candidate for a future installment of Celebrity Boxing.
88 KRISTA ALLEN
PICTURE PERFECT
Confessions from a Confessions star.
96 HONORS
FHM SEX AWARDS 2002
The year's sex highlights get props from our guru of rumpty, Isaac.
106 COVER CIRL
BROOKE BURKE
Follow the Rank star to Belize, where traditional clothing is prohibited.
114 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER
His name is his job description.
IN EVERY ISSUE
26 REPORTER
Meet women's boxing's finest knockout, Tess Pollinger. Plus, Super Bowl myths, an inflatable church, men who fight in rubber suits, and health nuts who drive drill bits into their craniums.
45 REVIEWS
The year's batch of Oscar bait gets tossed at the big screen, Swizz Beatz drops his new album, video games hit handheld computers and John C. Reilly recalls being pelted by frogs.
117 FASHION
Forget it's the dead of winter by planning your spring wardrobe with this collection of casual wear. Just don't wear any of the shorts yet. Chicks don't dig goose bumps.
134 MACHINERY
FHM dissects the latest snow gear, from boards to skis to gloves to goggles to helmets to backpacks—which will be helpful once you realize you need to carry all that crap up the hill.
138 GASOLINE
Bentley unveils its new model for men looking to take out a 30-year loan on their car. Plus, wheeled monsters you control by remote and a peek inside wrestler Bill Goldberg's garage.
THE MAILBAG
18 LETTERS
Readers photograph their hairy beer guts, partake in ass graffiti and convince us to call former NBC newsman Irving R. Levine to chat about his namesake, Ving Rhames.
58 BAR ROOM JOKES
Enjoy this month's collection of setups and punch Lines so funny you'll squeal like a broken baby.
144 TRUE STORIES
Tales of reader embarrassment, capped by the Chicago cab driver with the jaw of glass.