Stuff # 32, July 2002 Magazine

FEATURES
58 Cover Girl: Izabella $corupco
Reign of Fire's dragon-battling babe Likes ABBA almost as much as she hates our interviewer. Amen on both counts, sister!
66 Return of Summer Concerts!
Remember last year, when we told you about all the coolest shows? That was awesome, wasn't it? Hey...let's do it again!
72 Alexandra the Great
She enjoys skinny-dipping and dancing in her bra. Wish we were that comfortable v.'', our bodies. Damn these love handles!
78 The Stuff Military Survey
Did you know that 18 percent of military men have slept with a female officer? You did? Way to skip the table of contents and go straight to the story, champ!
82 Sleep with the Really Weird Fishes
An up-close visit with creepy underwater dwellers. Not including your third-grade swim instructor, Scott.
86 Great Movies We Hate
Our roundup of zo classics that completely suck. And that's all we have to say for now.
88 Bahama Mamas
Two swimsuit models wearing a whole lot of attitude and not much else frolic in the surf. With a special cameo by Rat Bear!
94 Hoboes Gone Wild!
Ride the rails with the scariest gang in America. They're not just homeless— • they're heartless.

DEPARTMENTS
12 Dear Stuff
You write letters—we pretend we can read.
20 True Lies
High school girls vomit, and a frozen halibut takes an upstream voyage to Brown Town.
22 Filter
Drag queen or diva? We felt them up so you don't have to! Plus: the growing art-world movement that is, well, bowel movements, a three-legged kangaroo and more!
38 Hype!
The Crocodile Hunter blabs about his, movie, Nicolas Cage does origami and Andrew W.K. clears up his stance on partying (psst, we think he likes it!).
50 Greatest American Hero
Ultraviolent filmmaker Sam Peckinpah liked whores almost as much as he liked bullet-riddled Mexicans. Almost.
52 A Guy and His Stuff
Jay Mohr explains why he would kill for his baseball mitt.
54 Lord of the Bar
All you need for a crazy night of monkeyshines. With the exception of monkeys.
56 Ask the Professor
An old German man explains how inhalants will rot your brain.
105 Instant Cool
Go camping, drive the MINI Cooper, drink sake and plunge into scuba gear. Or just lie around like us!
129 Sex Spy
Pick up women without getting a hernia, meet easy-to-upset scholarship contestant Cindy Webster and enjoy Sharon Stone as she spirals toward obscurity.
138 Where to Buy
You read about it—now go buy it! Or steal it. We're not here to judge.
144 A Soon-to-Be-Dirty Clown