Maxim # 88, April 2005 Magazine

FEATURES
94 SPICE GIRL
ADRIANNE CURRY
Meet the only gal who's ever told us: "Take your bunnies and shove them up your butt. I had monitor lizards, and they beat the shit out of their prey until it dies." How sweet.
104 I WAS THERE
MY NECK ON THE LINE
A photographer held hostage in Baghdad relives three harrowing days on the brink of beheading.
112 MEN BEHAVING BADLY
TO CHEAT OR NOT TO CHEAT
Read 12 stories of real guys who strayed. Plus, 10 things that'll make her cheat on you—if it hasn't already happened.
117 GET POLED
SEX APPEAL
Maxim solves the mysteries of the sexes! Take our dual survey, then learn the answers in a future issue.You can thank us later
120 THE A-LIST
THE GREATEST MOVIE DOUCHEBAGS EVER
Biff.O'Bannion. Neidermeyer.These film sleazes need only one name to cement their place in the annals of assholiness.
124 WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?
STACI FLOOD
Her gyrations grace countless music videos. We caught them on camera. (It's a fancy one!)
138 COVER GIRL
SARA FOSTER
The gorgeous star of D.E.B.S. (know only this—it's about a bunch of sexy secret agents in schoolgirl skirts) deigns to speak with us. On the agenda: going to clubs at age 15, what it's like to kiss the equally hot Jordana Brewster, and a crazy rumor about Frankie Muniz!
146 WE WANT ANSWERS!
ANDRE 3000
The Be Cool star says some funny, profound shit, provides style advice, and reveals the origin of his last number.
REGULARS
24 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
We now only accept notes written with glitter pens. Got it?
30 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
If you can't say something nice, say something witty! Or cruel.
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
HEIDI GO SEEK
A few more words, and one more sweet photo, from our hardest-drinking Hometown Hotties finalist. Not to mention a microwave pain gun, a homemade flamethrower, arid five gnarly scars.
53 HOW TO
TRANSPLANT AN ORGAN
And when you're done giving Grandpa a new spleen, you can learn to hypnotize chicks, perform acupressure, and tell convincing lies with Canada's greatest thespian, William Shatner.
63 HIGHER EDUCATION
CAR TROUBLE
A high-octane driving school teaches reverse 180s, PIT maneuvers, ramming, and how to avoid kidnapping. Handy, right?
68 SPORTS
ICE BREAK
Our sexy sports spy uncovers the surprising ways NHLers spent their winter vacation.(Hint: They weren't playing hockey.)
74 CELEBRITY ADVISER
BILLY IDOL
Hip tips on threesomes, hovercrafts, and, yes, Noam Chomsky.
76 HOT ZONE
FOOL FOR THE CITY
In which we learn Sin City has nothing to do with Vegas. Huh?
92 INSTANT EXPERT
STATE SECRETS
We break into Donald Rumsfeld's office to find out where he keeps sensitive government info, like his copies of Asian Fever.
149 TOP GEAR
A FISTFUL OF HOLLAS!
Plus, the remote-control whoopee cushion finally gets its due!
157 MAXIM FASHION
WET LOOK
Cool T-shirts, dive watches, and the only suit you'll ever need (provided you're planning to die in the next few years).
174 ASK US ANYTHING
DO PLANE SEATS EVER SAVE LIVES?
Who cares? We do, because, dammit, we love you.
SPECIAL
132 PICK THIS
MAXIM'S ULTIMATE BASEBALL PREVIEW 2005
Fantasy leaguers, it's your biggest, urn, fantasy. Our experts (three pros, an ex-pro, a play-by-play guy, and a sports-nut actor) weigh in on the players and teams that will shine—and suck—in 2005.