Maxim # 70, October 2003 Magazine

FEATURES
96 WE WANT ANSWERS!
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT
The Olivier of frat-house movies makes bank to act like a total moron. Heck, we do that for free every day!
100 COVER GIRL
GINA GERSHON
She plays a sexy, struggling punk rocker in this month's Prey for Rock & Roll. One look at these pics and you'll be praying for mercy.
110 LIVE TO DRIVE
MAXIM'S CARS OF THE YEAR 2004
We tested 18 of the fastest, toughest, sexiest, coolest wheels on the road. Pull up in one of these babies and you'll have everyone fooled. Maybe even yourself.
124 BRAIN TEASERS
HEAD GAMES
What do real, serious magazines have that we don't? Crossword puzzles! Straighten your tie and get to it!
126 GIRL ON FILM
KRISTA ALLEN
The brunette bombshell sees sexiness in everybody and thinks men are the most precious creatures on Earth. Which proves she must be from another planet—and hasn't met executive editor Charles Coxe.
132 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
THE NEW SPY GAME
September 11 exposed a massive chink in the U.S.armor: intelligence. Since then the government has thrust agents back into the field, poured billions into technology, and cut deals with seedy foreign operatives. But are we any safer? Maxim investigates.
142 REMOTE CONTROL
TURN ON, TUNE IN, ZONE OUT
We sort through 29 shows that'll invade your living room this fall and separate da boss from the dross.
REGULARS
20 READERS' LETTERS
This month: It's a pompom powwow! Cheerleaders answered our prayers. Plus,the best prank ever.
26 JOKES
Are you funnier than we are? You are? We'll never print your joke, then. We've got an image to uphold here, people.
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Meet the gridiron granny, breathe easy with the Pussy Snorkel, and dine with Hiroki in the City of Brotherly Love. Plus, the writing's on the wall: words of wisdom from the bathrooms of New York City.
50 HOW TO
Tailgate, move, conduct a stakeout, throw a boomerang, date a coworker, and spot fake twenties.
58 BACHELOR PARTY BIBLE
BOOK TWO: NEW ORLEANS
Once again we brave a world of jiggling boobs, fine food, and even finer booze to get you the skinny on living large before your life sentence.Turns out there's a reason they call it the Big Easy.
64 SAYS HER
TAKE HER HOME...GUARANTEED!
Like that girl across the bar but your knees are a-knock-knock-knocking? Down a shot and follow our five-step one-night-stand plan. Bonus: She won't care if you don't call! (Take a look in the mirror, dude.)
72 I WAS THERE
BILLION DOLLAR DUPE
Five years ago Phil Higgs put his life savings in a Costa Rican investment scheme.The money disappeared. Now he's after the guys behind it all.
78 HOT ZONE
Hail, violence! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is back, Kill Bill's got kung fu assassins, and Scarface hits DVD.
81 DANGER ZONE
TAMIE SHEFFIELD
With stints on Women of Wrestling and Fear Factor, this sexy starlet is all action and not much talk. Any questions?
159 UNDERCOVER OPERATIONS
MAXIM FASHION
Gift-wrapping your package? Check out 10 underwear styles that'll have her quivering with anticipation.
173 TOP GEAR
We test everything a growing boy needs: music-sharing sites, speakers, and fried chicken.
180 BAR EXAM
Executive editor James Heidenry will be at your door wearing just a smile if you answer all these questions correctly. Honest.