Maxim # 52, April 2002 Magazine

FEATURES
102 WE WANT ANSWERS!
WILLIAM SHATNER
We have a spitball fight on the bridge with the cool, choppy-talking lounge lizard, Priceline pitchman, and reluctant god of all evil-smelling Trekkies.
104 COVER GIRL
BLOOD LUST!
Leonor Varela, the Chilean star of Blade II, is the kind of girl we can really sink our teeth into. And vice versa!
114 URBAN BLISS
MAXIM'S CITY OF THE YEAR!
We're sure your city is a nice city, full of nice people. But it's a steaming pile of fish entrails and severed hobbit heads next to our City of the Year. No offense.
120 SPECIAL RELATIVITY
HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?
Are you the drunkest, richest, long-dong-silverest guy on the block? Find out once and for all.
128 FROM MEXICO WITH LOVE
SEX MEX
This former Miss USA stars in the year's sexiest lesbian
love scene. Meet Mulholland Drive's Laura Harring.
134 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US
ALIVE AT FIVE!
Maxim's five years old...and have we ever matured! (Press here for fart sound.) A Maxim celebration.
140 BEDTIME STORIES
WHAT WOMEN WANT
Sixteen hot and horny women create a step-by-step, moan-by-moan guide to help you please every woman every time. Except Oprah.There's no pleasing her.
146 ROBERT DURST
BLOOD AND MONEY
The filthy rich, cross-dressing double-murder suspect was on the run...until the law caught him by the panties. A twisted tale.
158 BORDER BEAUTY
WILD WEST WOMAN
Salton Sea star and card-carrying Canuck Chandra West seriously spills our syrup.
REGULARS
26 LETTERS
Swim girls, kitty lovers, foosball, and more!
34 JOKES
A sack of nickels for a sidesplittin' knee slapper. Deal?
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Internet stalking tools, condom capers, and Ben Franklin's head. Plus: Gary Oldman steps on Gary Coleman, and Hiroki joins the tribe.
58 HOW TO
Spot a cheatin' woman, save the plane, bowl a strike, score free money, fire that sumbitch, and remember stupid stuff (like how to bowl a strike).
66 SAYS HER
CHILL YOUR CHICK
Turn any girl into a beer-swilling, Super Bowl—watching strip joint junkie.Then ditch your other friends!
72 SPORTS
MEAT BOMB
His giant footsteps are getting nearer! The biggest men on Earth square off for sumo.
78 INSTANT EXPERT
GROW YOUR OWN!
With nuclear war right around the corner, it's time to learn how to farm. And if you just want to grow food, that works, too.
80 ASK DR. MAXIM
The good doctor explains earwax, numb nuts, and the search for the male G-spot. (Hint: you've touched your boss' with your nose.)
86 HOT ZONE
Introducing Mr. Show's Bob and David, Greg the Bunny and Rancid's Lars Frederiksen. Already know 'em? Well, then, what about Wilco, Cornershop, and Cee-Lo? Oh, screw you then.
165 FASHION
MAXIMWEAR
Summer suits and cool shades to beat the heat.
181 TOP GEAR
DVRs that can stop time, stain removers/ that can change history, and all the clan: gerous gadgets a growing boy needs!
188 WINE & DINE
STEAK AU POIVRE
Sounds awful fancy, but it ain't! Even an all-thumbs jackass like you (no offense) can learn to serve it up special-like.
200 BAR EXAM
Stupid is as stupid does. How do you do?