Maxim # 32 - August 2000 Magazine

FEATURES
74 WE WANT ANSWERS!
KEVIN BACON
The star of The Invisible Man speaks out about sex, cash, the price of fame, and his mysteriously disappearing pants.
76 RED ALERT
ANGELICA BRIDGES
The red-headed siren steps off the Baywatch beach to prove it's not blondes who are having more fun.
82 MAXIM TAKES WASHINGTON!
ANDRIJ FOR PRESIDENT
Want three weeks of paid hangover time each year? Wouldn't it be great if politicians were forced to wear clown suits in public? Vote for Maxim's own write-in presidential candidate-Andrij Witiuk—and all this could be yours!
88 SEX ED
THE MOVE!
We tried out 15 sex moves on some ready-and-willing ladies—the Shaft, the Standing O, the How Do You Do, and more! Here's what drove them wild. (The claw marks are healing nicely, thank you.)
94 APOCALYPSE NOW!
WORLD WAR III
We sent writer and decorated soldier Colonel David Hackworth on a mission—to uncover the three most likely scenarios for the start of World War III. The scary thing: They're all actually happening right now.
110 IN THE FLESH
JOSIE MARAN
This Guess? model loves sex, eating sea urchin, and, well, sex. A complete woman!
118 STRAIGHT DOPE
THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO LYING (NO, REALLY)
Wanna keep your girl from snipping your nads off? Need to get ahold of that bail money fast? Hey, sometimes honesty just isn't the best policy. Read our guide on how to lie—it may save your ass someday.
124 COYOTE UGLY
BAR BELLES
Tyra Banks, Piper Perabo, Izabella Miko, Bridget Moynahan, and Maria Bello... The starlets of this summer's hottest flick—Coyote Ugly—blow us away in 12 pages of scintillating photos!
REGULARS
22 LETTERS
Four photos, seven women, four bathtubs filled to the rim with cool Jell-O! We hope you're hungry. Plus: Our readers go gaga over Katherine Heigl and whine about slaughterhouse conditions.
26 JOKES
Midgets, blondes, rabbis, and more!
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
We sent our team of cracked reporters on a mission to score the hottest dish around. Here's what they've got to say about a drug-lord museum in Bogotá, an office prank that'll give your boss a coronary, a NASA rocket car, and a town called Fucking.
52 HOW TO
Swim with sharks, put one over on Satan, build your own canoe, fillet a fish, and pick up a woman who doesn't speak English.
58 SAYS HER
TALK ME INTO BED
Our rather experienced female reporter tells you how to score big time (apparently all it takes is a few simple phrases). Plus: Ten things you should never say to a woman.
64 SPORTS
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
Trash talking, busted teeth, and a fan shot in the chest with a crossbow! Check out our picks for today's rowdiest sports rivalries.
70 SAYS HIM
LESBIANPALOOZA! .
Our hard-up reporter hits the town with a be of drunken, sex-crazed lesbians! Sure, he learned a few things about the fairer sex, but did he score?
139 MAXIMWEAR
Hot summer suits for those rare occasions, 007-style threads that have more than one function, cool duds that won't make you a friggin' pauper, and all the news from around the globe.
163 REVIEWS
Liz Hurley as Satan, Lil' Kim's big bombshell, and the coolest underwater video games out there. We also test the most cutting-edge in-line blades, roll the dice at four online casinos, and get loaded at the coolest home bar in the neighborhood.
188 BEAT THIS CAPTION!
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