Maxim # 11, September 1998 Magazine

FEATURES
80 LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT
THE DEATH DEALER
You thought your last ice-climbing vacation was on the edge? This guy takes rich businessmen to international war zones to get the ultimate souvenir: a confirmed kill.
86 CAREER
DO YOU HATE YOUR #S*! BOSS?
The results of our reader survey not only answer the question with a resounding "Yes!" but fill in the weird, perverted, and absolutely unbelievable details.
90 SEX
STROKES OF GENIUS
A woman's body is mined with secret sexual hot spots that most guys miss. Here's the road map you need to drive her completely over the edge.
94 SPORTS
THE 30-SECOND PIGSKIN SCAN
Why waste time reading when you could be watching? Our guide gives you the lowdown on every team in less time than it takes to open a bag of chips.
100 HEALTH
A GUY'S GUIDE TO PILL POPPING
Drugs can't solve all your problems...just most of them.
108 COVER GIRL
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
Our favorite Bundy returns to the tube with a sitcom about...who cares, as long as she's back.
114 FALL TV PREVIEW
NOCTURNAL TRANSMISSIONS
We sort through the new season's lineup to find the good, the bad, and the supremely dorky. Plus: the hottest shows among the prison population, the world's most powerful remote control, and Maxim's patented Do-lt-Yourself Sitcom Machine
120 HEAVEN
THE FALL GIRLS
Their new shows may not be your cup of tea, but these four women will make your inner critic shut up and wag its tail.
124 HORSEPOWER
BLOOD, SWEAT, AND GEARS
NASCAR's 50th anniversary finds the sweet science of speed in top form and in no danger of forgetting its down-home (yet ever so kick-ass) charm.
130 STYLE
7 DEADLY SUITS
These suits look like a thousand bucks, but with the money you'll save, you can sin in real style.
COLUMNS
59 SAYS HER
THE 9 THINGS A SINGLE MAN NEEDS IN HIS APARTMENT TO GET THE GIRL
You may have bucketloads of charm... but do you have clear towels hanging in your john or just a petrified, snot-colored washcloth? Women register this stuff big time.
67 SPORTS
FISTS OF FURY
Extreme Fighter Ralph Gracie has choked dogs and, just like his father and his father's father, beaten the crap out of every one who's been stupid enough to get into the ring with him.
72 DONE THAT
I FELL INTO A GORGE
Every October, Terrence Houlahan gets an overwhelming urge to jump off a bridge.
76 GRIND
QUIT YOUR JOB—RIGHT NOW!
If you've been working for the same company for years, chances are there's another company that will pay you far more. Loyalty, schmoyalty.
140 WINE & DINE
SHOT TO HELL
These alcoholic hand grenades come in handy when you want to punish yourself... or others.
142 JUMBO-LAYA!
When you can't decide what to eat, this one-pot wonder gives you a little (make that a lot) of everything.
144 GET DRESSED
THE $100 TIE
You may not be able to afford a closetful of these big-ticket beauties...but you damn well should have at least one knockout tie for clutch situations.
148 STUFF
AGE OF AQUARIUM
Create an underwater world that you can rule with an iron fist. Plus: our guide to which fish will go belly up the fastest
DEPARTMENTS
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
How to spot marked cards, measure your penis, and become a genius by chewing some gum
54 TOY CHEST
Gadgets no grown-up kid should be without
152 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to entertainment
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE
A Maxim contest for the sick and twisted