Maxim # 10, July/August 1998 Magazine

FEATURES
78 PHILOSOPHY
LIFE'S GREATEST QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Life support or death? Republican or Democrat? Good or evil? Maxim gets about as deep as a kiddie wading pool.
88 BLOOD 'N' GUTS
BRAWL BOY
Art Dore travels from town to town encouraging local boys to beat the crap out of each other while friends and family watch. Welcome to Toughman Competition.
94 COVER GIRL
CATHERINE ZETA JONES
The fiery costar of this summer's blockbuster movie The Mask of Zorro eats tamales in a tight corset.
100 LUXURY
YOU CANAFFORD THIS BOAT
You don't need a fat wad of dough to have women adoringly refer to you as "Commodore." Here's how any Joe can land his very own floating love shack.
104 SIDESHOW
THE MAN WITH THE $100,000 BREASTS
The only thing high-stakes gambler Brian Zembic loves more than chasing women is a big-money dare no man in his right mind would take.
110 HORSE SENSE
SURVIVE ANYTHING
At one time, big clubs and an attitude got us out of any situation. Now, unfortunately, we need to use our brains and these tips.
118 LUST
REFERRAL SEX
It's a fact: Women shag and tell. Here's what good bedroom buzz can do for you.
124 HEAVEN
INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE
Maxim's first annual Foreign Film (Girl) Festival. Are we artsy or what?
134 STYLE
BREAKING WIND
Industrial-strength fans test which windbreakers have what it takes.
COLUMNS
54 SAYS HER
CAN'T SLOW DOWN? SPEED HER UP!
After popping Viagra, our long-fused gal Olivia Wolf reaches big-O status in record-breaking time.
58 SPORTS
THIS IS BASEBALL?
When the good people of Finland imported our national pastime, they made a few changes...like positioning the pitcher two feet away from the batter.
62 DONE THAT
TRAVELED BY TORNADO
Ever wonder what it's like to be picked up and thrown through the air by one of Mother Nature's nastiest offspring? Rodney Grizzle can tell you in battered detail.
66 BUCKS
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY
You've already bought one of these nine things. Read this before you buy the other eight.
72 GROOMING
DO YOU STINK?
3ad breath, putrid pits, and fetid feet may not kill you...but hey also won't win you any popularity contests (unless the judges are flies). Here's how to come clean in a hurry.
140 WINE & DINE
FRUIT BEER
What's not to like about brews that can taste like raspberries, apricots, or lemons...and still send your happy head into orbit?
142 GET DRESSED
GET SHORTY
Whenever a man dons a pair of summer shorts, the Bork potential is high. Here's how to show a little leg without damaging your good name.
144 STUFF
THE WHEELS OF SUMMER
From cycles to blades to boards to coasters, the latest big-boy toys to keep you rolling.
DEPARTMENTS
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
We investigate rumors that Detroit is seceding from the U.S., that the Hardy Boys are gay, and that Don King is arranging a cage match between God and Godzilla.
52 TOY CHEST
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without
148 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to entertainment
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE
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