Hustler November 2009 Magazine

Girls
27 BROOKE LEE ADAMS
First Looks
Photography by Mark Lit
45 MIA PRESLEY
Transition Lane
Photography by Holly Randall
64 MICHELLE &
BRIDGET
Czech Mates
Photography by Matti Klatt
76 ISIS TAYLOR
I'm a Porn Star!
Photography by Matti Klatt
98 THIS AIN'T HELL'S KITCHEN XXX
Savory contestants compete for hottest dish
Photos courtesy HUSTLER Video
117 MIKO
Hose Monster
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
162 BONNIE
Museum Piece
Features
38 The Q&A: PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS
Save the dollar, not the banks!
Interview by Mark Johnson
42 BODACIOUS BOOTY BABES
Illustrator Phil Henderson's outlandish repertory
Profile by KA Le Roque
54 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KAYDEN KROSS
Tagging along with porn's loveliest equestrian and poet.
Article by M. Allen Nathan
58 DAN COLLINS: FUNNY FOR THE FUCK OF IT
A venerable HUSTLER cartoonist is still indulging his twisted mind
Profile by Bob Muleady
60 HUSTLER'S GUIDE TO STDS
Nasty facts and nastier pics
Article by Jan Matlack
72 ASHLEY MADISON: CHEATING FOR FUN...AND PROFIT
Who's really getting screwed thanks to the online dating service?
Article by Rhonda Baughman
Standards
3 SEX PARODY
Ghost of Your Ex-Girlfriend's Ass
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
What's Obama Doing?
by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Win a Parker HUSTLER guitar!
10 GAME ON
Killer Games: Saw, Wolverine & Infamous
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Who's Minding the Store?
13 NAT HENTOFF
...Coming Home to Roost
15 ALEX BENNETT
The Thieves at the Door
17 MANCOW MULLER
My Brother Mark
19 FEEDBACK
Rants on Frankenfood and nuts; odes to Mamie Van Doren and Zeina Heart
20 MAMIE VAN DOREN
The Meaning of Neda
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Beauty Queen Carrie Prejean
23 BITS & PIECES
Steam punk, Olivia Wilde gets dicked and XRCO Awards
36 HOT LETTERS
Working Stiff
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
You get old, but these never do.
41 PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG
63 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Double Pumped
by Veronica Vavoon
75 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Southern Siren Haven Leigh
by Michelle McCarthy
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Jokes to choke on your lunch over.
91 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Mona Hunt blossoms
93 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Halloween rocks!
Anthrax, Lordi and Papa Roach
96 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Jessica Biel's hot body of work
97 FAMOUS FLESH
Kate Moss topless
106 COLLEGE REPORT
USC's basketball debacle
107 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Porn-star coed Roxy Reynolds
109 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Sitcum blowout: raunchy spoofs of Star Trek, The Office and -the Cosbys, plus a candid chat with XXX director Will Ryder
125 BEAVER HUNT
Bevy of foxy amateurs