Gallery October 1980 Magazine

ARTICLES AND FEATURES
35 THE INVISIBLE WAR: RUSSIA'S DEADLY MICROWAVE WEAPONRY Investigative report by Walter Bowart and Rick Suhow
World War I introduced aerial warfare. World War II showed us the atom bomb. According to this investigation, World War III will include battles with deadly, invisible microwaves. The Soviets have already tested their weapon on the U.S. embassy in Moscow. Here's aiming at you, kid.
44 INTERVIEW: SID CAESAR
Mel Brooks. Woody Allen. Neil Simon. All comic geniuses. All got their start by working for Sid Caesar on "Your Show of Shows." Here, the king of comedy tells you what he thinks of the funny men of today.
64 EVERY WOMAN ADORES A FASCIST Fiction by Eric K.
Goodman Dan told his draft board he was a pacifist. Marie's blood proved he was wrong.
66 THE UPS AND DOWNS OF THE ONE-NIGHT STAND By Robert Gold
Is Gallery telling you not to have one-night stands? Never! Just make sure that you're sharing them with the right women, for the right reasons, and protecting your health and privacy. Here's how.
75 PRIVATE LIVES: SIBLING REVERIE
Fantasizing about sex with a brother or sister is nothing strange. But what would happen if the fantasy became reality? Find out in this moving memoir.
80 FIVE CENTURIES OF EROTIC WRITING By David James
Besides being literary legends, what do William Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer, D. H. Lawrence, and Philip Roth have in common? That's right! They all wrote about really hot sex. Here's some of their good stuff.
84 THE UNDERGROUND YELLOW PAGES Humor by Dai Kornberg
Want to call a hooker service, an adoption service, or an over-thephone hearing test service? Then let your fingers do the walking through these fun Dial-A-Whatevers.
88 FROM HERE TO INFINITY By Ben McGowan
A short look at lengthy zoom lenses.

PICTORIALS
39 VIVA!
Photographs by Siwer Ohlsson
48 THE "GIRL NEXT DOOR"
Amateur Erotic Photo Contest
55 SPECIAL GIANT PULL-OUT CENTERFOLD OF THIS MONTH'S "GIRL NEXT DOOR" WINNER
68 INVITATION TO THE NEW WORLD
Photographs by Michael Bramman
99 MELLOW YELLOW
Photographs by Leslie Turtle

DEPARTMENTS
7 FEEDBACK
Letters from our readers.
19 THE ASIMOV CHALLENGE By Isaac Asimov
The third mystery for you to solve in this series by the master.
22 PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS By Jill Toffer
27 GALLERY'S YOU SECTION
Finding Boom Jobs in a Bust Economy by Warren Johnson
Your Body and Hers by Peter Frishauf and Katharine Rice
Your Leisure Hours:
Music by Meridee Merzer
Screen by Tom Seligson
Books by Donald Newlove

86 "HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE?"
A humorous contest.