Carnival UK Vol. 1 # 5 Magazine

4 Confessional/readers tell tales
8 Pro/workaday life of a London hooker
12 Jesus Christ Superstud/Jens Jurgen Thorsen interview
18 Flavia of the Month/fiction shooting a shaft into the hair
26 Globalprobe/when Crypus was Thighland
35 The Cunninglinguists/readers' tails tell all
39 Virginia Box/new venture for the HARD girl
44 Nose Job/the nasal side of sex
52 Bad Taste Section/Can you bare it?
56 World Cinema/French colonialists, randy style
And then there's the girls:
16 Trinka
23 Mlle. Grand Prix
31 Bettina
47 Claudette

EDITORIAL NOTE
Are you ready for The Cunninglinguists? You ought to be. They are your idea. In fact, they are your birds.... Since the new Carnival hit the newstands, we've been receiving great zonks of mail from our readers, a few brickbats, but mainly bouquets, plus suggestions: good ideas, too. First notion to catch our enthusiasm was the offer from several readers to 'come and meet my bird, she could sure tell you a thing or two when it comes to sex-confessions'. Sounded a good premise for an honest interview series—talking to readers' partners about their sex-lives. However, the first such letter we replied to, we never heard any more of. We tried again—and our days are now heavily encumbered in arranging interview sessions for several of our readers' wives and/or girlfriends—with the crack, in-depth probe-team of Elliott Mason and Benny Symington. It's taken some couple of months to separate the wheat from the chaff, the show-offs from the frank, or indeed the obvious liars from the truly emancipated women among those agreeing to meet us. Final selections have been made and the Mason-Symington File opens this month, page 35, with the intriguing Rosalie Bowen. This series will continue until we run out of readers' nominations for it; send your suggestions, with photographs, to the writers c/o Carnival. Your girl could be next ... if you want her to be (unless she writes in, herself).
Also beginning this month, the diary of a London call-girl, in Pro!, page 8 ; the graduation of Europrobe into Globalprobe, in which the lays of the land encompass more foreign parts; and a remarkable encounter with the devilish Danish film-maker Jens Jurgen Thorsen—his name may not mean anything, but his views was well worth the studying. Virginia Box starts a new adventure, and the damsels of the month include the wondrous Bettina and the unforgettable Claudie Peerrin. And that's not all, so I'll shut up and let you start spinning through the best 35p worth of magazine on the market.
Tony Crawley