FHM # 48, September 2004

FEATURES
72 ANDY RODDICK
The Stifler-lookalike and former Mandy-toy says he doesn't think you'll read this.
74 QUIZ
ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
Take the only sex quiz that gauges Dirty Sanchez participation.
80 CASUALTIES
FORGOTTEN HEROES
At an age when their peers are attending college, these wounded soldiers are rebuilding their lives.
88 FIRE STARTER
TIFFANY VILLARREAL
Get a load of the hourglass figure on R&B's next vixen.
96 KICKOFF!
GUIDE TO FOOTBALL
The NFL's best teach us lessons of the gridiron. Plus, steps to growing your own Wannstedt mustache.
106 NFL EUROPE
EUROPE OR BUST!
Welcome to the Land of 4-point field goals and cheap stadium beers.
112 OLYMPIC VIEWING GUIDE
OLYMPIC TURN-ONS!
Eight events to ease your Fear Factor withdrawal as the Olympics monopolize NBC's programming.
114 COVER GIRLS
GOLDEN GIRLS!
Get up and show your patriotism with the sexiest Olympians the world will ever see.
124 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
BOB BURNQUIST
The planet's greatest skateboarder still gets chased by the cops.
IN EVERY ISSUE
30 LETTERS
Turtles get kinky, bachelors vie for Vida, and a prosthetic leg gets deco rated for sexy's sake. Plus, readers uncover The FHM Curse!
36 REPORTER
Sheila Levell keeps ugly people off TV and Miami Dolphin Ricky Williams shoots South Florida's finest. Then, some guy's melon explodes.
55 REVIEWS
Lift, kill and relax. FHM perspires with LL Cool J, pits The Predator against other aliens and then builds a mini-arcade.
127 FASHION
FHM's fall fashion spectacular! Scotland gets invaded! P. Diddy gets props! Plus, the 50 greatest sneakers of all time.
ADDED VALUE
70 BAR ROOM JOKES
You may never appear on Last Comic Standing, but at least you'll have good jokes in your arsenal. And a job five years from now.
168 TRUE STORIES
It's your worst days—the ones where you get privately aggravated, publicly, humiliated and then anally violated—that make the best stories. This is the forum.