FHM # 16, November 2001

FEATURES
80 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Denis Leary
The cynical funnyman manages to spit out a few words between cigarettes.
82 MODERN HORROR
Desert torture!
Being captured by the Iraqis is bad. Seeing them pull out the pliers is even worse.
88 ALICIA KEYS
Body & soul
Proof that not all talented pianists look like that guy from Shine.
94 BERSERKER
Matthew Barnaby
Meet the hockey player at the top opposing teams' most-wanted lists.
98 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Seduce any woman!
The lip stroke, the hair twirl, the foot bounce. Read the signs and seduce her!
104 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
David Hasseihoff
Music talk from the man who's a god in Germany.
106 WILLA FORD
Born to be wild
The hot, blond pop star who isn't a virgin.
112 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO...
Rock!
Tour-bus stories, groupie confessions and a ranking of history's hardest rockers.
128 COVER CIRLS
Eden's Crush
The singers from Popstars show the bits that have never made it to TV.
138 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
The roadie
Rock stars have heavy stuff. This guy moves it.
IN EVERY ISSUE
34 REPORTER
Frank Sinatra's saucy goddaughter, a man who draws money, Swing Kong and Cajun babes who will show you how to prepare a mean gumbo.
59 REVIEWS
All the music, games, Internet and film you'd ever desire, plus a Windtalkers Navajo language guide teaches you how to insult a noble race of people.
143 FASHION
How to look cool on a motorbike this fall, new grooming products that will make you irresistible to women, and what to wear under your clothes.
168 MACHINERY
Various bugs model the latest amazing developments in mini-audio technology, and impressive winter gadgets that will have you praying for snow.
172 GASOLINE
Jaguar unveils a car that you don't have to be a rich English jerk to own. And the guy from Jamiroquai talks about crashing Lamborghinis.
178 HOSPITAL
Women who've lost their sex drive, creaky joints, Sven and Ginger, and how big a threat the public bathroom is to your health.
182 THE SEX
Miss Savannah advises men on the many ways to break up with a girlfriend when it's time to trade her up for a better model.
THE MAILBAG
24 Letters
Readers analyze Anna Kournikova's tennis 1 skills and inquire about their pet spiders.
80 Bar room Jokes
Funniness guaranteed to make your life less miserable for one brief moment.
184 True stories
Read all about the stooge who thought he could control fire.