FHM # 14, September 2001

FEATURES
90 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Opie and Anthony
Syndicated radio's hottest new idiots spout off.
92 MODERN HORROR
Prepared to die
Learn why every word Secret Service agents whisper into their sleeves may be their last.
101 EXPOSED!
Airline torture
An FHM special report on the lousy food, stale air and lost baggage industry.
108 TSIANINA JOELSON
Tasty treat!
One of the prime distractions for th dessert-fondlers in American Pie 2.
114 BERSERKER
Tommy Lee
Yes, he talks about the video.
120 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
100 mighty smug facts
For aficionados of sex, here are 100 recently discovered facts to complete your education.
130 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Tony Siragusa
The Ravens' tackle stops eating for a moment.
132 REBECCA GRANT
One of the guys
Proof that you don't have to be a cauliflower-eared old pro to talk football properly.
140 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO ...
Football's fanatics
NFL crowds ranked city by city, your fanaticism tested and rioting techniques explained.
154 COVER GIRL
Anna Kournikova
Exclusive pictures of the Russian star who turned thousands of men into avid tennis viewers.
162 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
The spy
Spooky stuff from the CIA's master of disguise.
IN EVERY ISSUE
34 REPORTER
The lovely Elisa Donovan, the world's hardest-rocking midget band, and a guy who dresses like Jesus so he can bathe with lonely women.
63 REVIEWS
Film? Music? Internet? Games? Yes. Ice Cube discussing the last time he was shot at? Yup. Instructions on how to die like Elvis? Damn right.
165 FASHION
The top 10 items in 10 jaw-dropping categories, featuring everything from the world's best designers to the latest in military wearables.
206 MACHINERY
Our techno-fiends test the speakers that will make blood seep from your ruptured eardrums. Plus, bicycles for those of you who choose to exercise.
210 GASOLINE
Jay Leno explains his auto obsession. Plus, electric-powered vehicles to drag your sorry ass around after SUVs drain our planet of oil.
214 HOSPITAL
Sven and Ginger show you how to burn calories the old-fashioned way, and our readers come to grips with the problem of man-breasts.
220 THE SEX
FHM's resident lady-lover, Miss Savannah, explains how a man might persuade a lesbian she's been batting for the wrong team.
THE MAILBAG
27 Letters
Correspondence from deranged readers who check math, mock Chuck Zito and worked with one of our editors nearly two decades agc
32 The FHM files
Jennifer Lopez deserves many things. We chose to give her a car.
86 Bar room Jokes
All the laugh lines needed to make you funnier than a UPN sitcom. As if that were hard.
224 True stories
Laugh at the man who bought novelty sunglasses and ended up accidentally ogling a new mother suckling her child.