The Three Fates of Henrik Nordmark Book

Longing to break out of his dreary existence, Henrik Nordmark—a bald, middle-aged security guard with few friends and no romantic possibilities—is determined to experience one moment of inimitable distinction, even if it kills him. His quest for authentic experience leads him to the throes of addiction, virtuous recovery, and disenchanted notoriety as a public menace. When his attempts at courtship and romance falter, he inadvertently becomes the target of a team of elderly assassins—one blind, one deaf, and the other mute. Alongside his impulsive young office mate Roland, who chucks everything in the mistaken belief that he has won the lottery, Henrik becomes entangled with a pair of star-crossed, disenchanted lovebirds named Bonnie and Clyde who now want to kill each other. The comic hysteria reaches a crescendo in which Henrik finally realizes his purpose on earth.

Publishers Weekly

Though rough around the edges, Meades's debut novel is still witty and entertaining. Henrik Nordmark is an ordinary man who strives to be unique in a world where no one seems to notice him. He tries marijuana, speed dating, and even kindness directed at the elderly, all to no avail. Meanwhile, he accidentally interferes with the fates of two lottery players, causing one to end up with the other's winning ticket, inadvertently ruining both of their lives. Added to the mix are a murderous fiancé and three elderly assassins who mistake Henrik for their target. Coincidences abound, and all of the characters find themselves involved in each other's lives. It seems that everyone is out to get poor Henrik, who is too wrapped up in his quest for an extraordinary life to notice. Though Meades often tries too hard, the book is full of laugh-out-loud moments. Henrik is ridiculous in his simplicity (suggesting that "their two person department have a Secret Santa program"), and his multiple phobias keep his adventure interesting. A disappointing ending and dated pop-culture references hobble an otherwise amusing book. (Sept.)