Sausagey Santa Book

This story kept reminding me of an adult Christmas episode of "Adventure Time with Finn & Jake."

It was amazingly wild, Mellick's imagery, characters and writing were just spot on.

Sausagey Santa is an awesome bizarro reworking of the night before Christmas. Sly Guy Fry, his wild MMA death fighter of a wife named Decapitron, and their children go to bed Christmas Eve after hearing the story of Sausagey Santa, and awaken in the middle of the night to hear Sausagey Santa and his reindeer on the roof. While relaxing and throwing back a few drinks Sausagey Santa and the family are interrupted by the evil Nazi Frosty whose coffee (evil) birds possess snowmen in the front yard, steal Santa's bag of toys, freeze Decapitron and their twin children, and kidnap their oldest children. It's up to Fry, Sausagey Santa and all his elves to regroup at the North Pole, arm up, and travel to the South Pole to rescue the children and save Christmas.

This novella is just chock full of awesome, from the kinky elves at the North Pole who are obsessed with Burt Reynolds and love themselves some Dungeons & Dragons, to Fry's obsession with being a Sly Guy and looking cool, as well as his love of this adventure rock band called Spelunker, Fry's favorite song being "Canyon Kayaking Danger Team." It was an all around witty, fun, action packed Christmas adventure.