Boozehound: On the Trail of the Rare, the Obscure, and the Overrated in Spirits Book

1.	Mouth Wide Shut	1
2.	Krispy Kremes: New Arthritis Wonder Drug?	5
3.	No Wonder They Call It "La Belle Epoque"	9
4.	Good-bye Twentieth-Century Stud, Hello Millennium Man	11
5.	Surgeons and Hugh Hefner Wear Pajamas All Day, but Surgeons Have More Fun	14
6.	What's That Funny Smell, Doctor?	18
7.	The Celebrity Patient: A Doctor's Curse	21
8.	Burgers and Fries: The New Weapons of Mass Destruction	25
9.	For What Will You Be Remembered?	28
10.	Mars and Venus vs. Aesculapius	31
11.	How I Rank My Patients	34
12.	The Big Apple Goes Organic: Alternative Medicine Blooms in Manhattan	37
13.	Om Sweet Om	40
14.	The Perfect Patient	44
15.	Physicians as Magicians	48
16.	A Ghastly Reunion in Room 479	52
17.	The Rising of Cap Michaels	55
18.	A Middle-Aged Doctor on the Middle Ages	60
19.	The Laughter of an Audience Is My Best Medicine	63
20.	The Kisswells' Fatal Attraction to Their Cat	67
21.	The HMO Insufferable Hoists the Skull and Crossbones	70
22.	Managed Car	73
23.	Don't Diet, Medicate!	78
24.	Two Ladies from Martinez	82
25.	God Bless Firefighters	87
26.	How to Cut Your Doctor's Bill in Half	91
27.	Wince, Ballerina, Wince	95
28.	The Bare Itch Project	98
29.	Voodoo Conversations with a Zombie	101
30.	An Indiscretion in the Footpath	105
31.	The Seven Habits of Highly Obnoxious Patients	108
32.	A Drug-Drenched Weekend in Vegas	114
33.	Old Doctors Never Die...	119
34.	The Fowl Manners of the Canada Goose	122
35.	Take Two Adenine and Call Me in the Morning: Genomic Medicine Fifteen Years from Now	125
36.	Are You Too Old for Romantic Love?	129
37.	In the Theater of Medicine, Are You a Star or an Extra?	135