An Heir for the Millionaire: The Greek and the Single Mom\The Millionaire's Contract Bride Book

To quote Naksed, these are barftastic.

In An An Heir for the Millionaire: The Greek and the Single Mom\The Millionaire's Contract Bride, the first story is "The Greek and the Single Mom".

Here we have a flashback where the h recalls the time she got her walking papers from her Greek tycoon the day she's going to tell him they a mini-Greek tycoon on the way. She's a spine of steel as she gets up and simply walks out, not passing go and not collecting the unoriginal diamond whatever he has for her. Unfortunately for her she runs into him again living her life of noble poverty with her itty bitty Greek tycoon doppelgänger.

He's furious she hid the baby from him, blah blah blah, and plots to make her fall for him all over again so he can take their son because how dare a lowly mistress... more blah, blah, blah. It comes out in the wash that the reason he wanted to get rid of her was, wait for it, he was getting feelings for her. I'll skip over the part where he already had a replacement mistress selected.

My eyes rolled out of my head.

In the flashback and current day, he has the emotional connection with her that I have with my used Kleenex. How are they in love? Huh?

Next up in the Banal Phone It In Romance Award is The Millionaire's Contract Bride where we have two discarded spouses whose exes hooked up and have now gone on to their just reward in the Underworld. The exes each have a plot moppet. The H proposes a MOC as his FIL (sorry for all the acronyms) wants custody of the H's daughter.

She accepts the MOC offer, and they have a hesitant grope session on his desk. It's the best grope session she's ever had. Three weeks later the FIL drops his case, but suddenly they are in love. Hmm. I don't know when it happened as the H was out of town for part of the three weeks, but okay. The H was definitely hot for the h so at least she has that.