Eat What You Want and Die Like A Man Book

Acknowledgments     xi
Introduction     1
Ribs     7
How to Smoke Your Butt     22
BBQ Beans, Texas Toast, and the Inevitable Mel Brooks Reference     27
Breakfast as a Mind-Altering Drug     38
Chicken-Fried Rib Eye on A Huge Biscuit     48
Grease Burgers     54
Corn Bread and Navy Beans     60
Turducken: Flight of the Hindenbird     68
Aged Prime Steak Cooked on a Propane Griddle     79
Champagne Chicken with Fettuccine in Cream Sauce     90
Smoked Pork and Andouille Jambalaya     98
Pizzeria-Style Baked Ziti with Sausage and Mozzarella     103
Stuffed Hog with Apricot and Marsala Glaze     115
Unauthentic White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Chili     125
Super-Giant Fried Patacon Tacos     134
Deep-Fried Chinese-Style Honey-Garlic Chicken     143
Rotis with Goat Curry     148
Doro Wat-Ethiopian-Style Chicken Stew     154
Hash Brown Casserole with Cheddar and Sour Cream     162
Dreadfully Fattening Macaroni and Cheese     169
Twice-Fried Fries Cooked in Beef Fat     181
Perfect 10-Minute Street Pizza     191
Peach Cobbler     208
Ice Cream Lasagna     213
Yeast-Raised Fried Doughnuts in Coconut/Banana Sauce     221
Coconut Flan     233
540-Calorie Brownies     238
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Hot Fudge Dessert/Pms Remedy     245
Blueberry Butter Cheesecake     252
Cheese Baklava     264
Red Lager and Room-Temperature-Brewed Ale     269
Five Greasy Pieces     275
Conclusion     284
Index     285