Reviews for Phone Sex

The average rating for Phone Sex based on 2 reviews is 3.5 stars.

Review # 1 was written on 2011-01-03 00:00:00 Chang Dong This is sad… I thought I stroke gold when I got to page 166! I finally thought the secrets to cure my phone sex dysfunction was finally in the palm of my hand!!! BUT NO! the gods of phone sex mocked me again! It seems I'm doomed to a life of misery! I will never enjoy sexy talking with a special lady! I will forever feel awkward when the sexy talk stars!!! Look! Don't get me wrong! i don't live for sexy talking… (mostly because I suck) I think its silly… but I can't deny that I can also be fun! And it will get even more fun if I didn't get that awkward feeling I get every time I try it! you know… not knowing what to say.. or do! I mean! I can role play that I'm a metical warrior fighting horde after horde of angry orcs while trying to complete my quest… but when it comes to laying down a sexy scene… I just suck balls! Is that and the fact that I'm into some kinky shit! I've only met one girl in my life to whom I actually told her whats in my mind and didn't got a huge rejection scenario thing that I didn't plan! Every other time in my life when I talk to girls about what I like…. I just probe around a little… and if she rejects any of the mild stuff I like I just switch to the good ol' "I'm into whatever you into" persona… all I want is the basics! For when the sexy comes I don't go back to that awkward fonso mode! I hate awkward fonso! So fucking awkward! (I like saying awkward tho! Such a pretty word) still! I can honestly say that I was happily disappointed with what's in this book… its actually funny! And I learn some stuff that I didn't even knew about! Like the people who like to fantasize about giants… or the people who are into watching girls holding their breath… I actually find that last one sexy… pretty girls fighting to hold their breath… wearing pretty clothes! Idk why but I find it cute! Argg!! I suck I this! Is getting so awkward!!! Look! What I think I'm trying to say is that I'm not a phone sex freak! But sometimes some conversations get hot… and I hate how that makes me feel! (not in a emo way!) arg!!! Having such a hard time here trying to get the words right!!! Fuck it I give up! The book is fun! This ain't no Shakespeare but its kind of fun! That's it! I'm out!!

Review # 2 was written on 2018-04-29 00:00:00 Joey Dif This book is downright hilarious. Not for the faint of heart, as it discusses a wide spectrum of human sexuality, from the innocent to the bizarre to the horrifically violent. Despite that, it managed to make me laugh out loud the whole way through. The kinds of situations she gets into in her job as a phone sex worker are just so ridiculous and she describes them perfectly. We get to hear about callers who are into everything from tits to baloney sandwiches. There are some really hot dialogues, but more often, they are comedic gold. It's no wonder she was successful as a phone sex operator, since she's so creative with her words. The biggest downside to this book is that there are some transphobic comments. She pointedly states that she has no problem with "transexuals" *insert ignorant comment about trans people here* but that men who crossdress make her very uncomfortable. She does admit that it is entirely illogical and there's no actual reason for her to feel that way, but nevertheless, you do get the feeling that she has some pretty stereotypical ideas about gender. Overall, I'd recommend this book to anyone interested in the weird world of human sexuality.