Reviews for The great Dominion

The average rating for The great Dominion based on 2 reviews is 2.5 stars.

Review # 1 was written on 2019-02-24 00:00:00 Trefor Szabo ERIS DISCORDIA, WHEN I SEE YOU AT SUMMERSLAM YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A BITE FROM THE APPLE OF COMBAT, BROTHER! WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? IT IS A FLAVOR OF SORROW, DEEPER THAN THE CHASMS OF THE ELDER BEASTS! YOUR PHILOSOPHY IS AN EMPTY SKULL THAT I SHALL TRANSFORM INTO MY CHALICE, ERIS DISCORDIA! YOUR BEADED CURTAIN FOLLOWERS SHALL TREMBLE AT THE MIGHT OF THE WARRIORS! ORDER? DISORDER? THERE IS ONLY THE ENDLESS BATTLE FROM WHICH RESPITE IS NEVER GIVEN! IN ONE MUSCLE OF MY BODY THERE IS A THOUSAND TROJAN WARS RAGING! YOU WILL NOT WREST THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP BELT FROM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR'S WAIST! YOU CAN BRING IN YOUR MINIONS AND THEY WILL BE AS BEES IN THE GARDEN OF STEEL THAT I ERECT! MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER? YOUR WHIMSY IS A BREEZE AGAINST THE CYCLONE OF MY FISTINATION! MY BRAIN IS WIRED TO THE SIGNALS OF THE TEMPLES OF THE CRIMSON PLANET! THEY ARE THE CAT STEVENS 8-TRACK THAT I WOULD PULVERIZE WITH A SINGLE BLOW! AS THE AGE OF THE SUMMERSLAM APPROACHES AND THE CLOUDS GROW FAT LIKE A STARSHIP EXPLODING IN THE INFINITE VACUUM OF SPACE, YOU WILL LEARN THE MEANING OF TREMBLING, ERIS DISCORDIA! WHEN WE MEET IN THE RING, YOUR DICTIONARY WILL BE SCRAWLED INSIDE WITH TEN THOUSAND NEW WORDS FOR DEFEAT! AND THE PEN THAT WRITES IT WILL BE MY FINGER AND THE INK WILL BE THE SWEAT OF MY VICTORIOUSNESS!

Review # 2 was written on 2009-06-12 00:00:00 Ramon Cubas "All things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to five." Principia Discordia, p. 16 When I was five I won a toy car at a carnival. The car had the number 23 painted on the side. The numbers of my birth year add up to twenty. I was born in the fifth month of the year. It's 5:13 as I'm typing this. Coincidence? No, my fine friend, I think not.