Reviews for Much Ado About Nothing (Webster's Korean Thesaurus Edition)

The average rating for Much Ado About Nothing (Webster's Korean Thesaurus Edition) based on 2 reviews is 5 stars.

Review # 1 was written on 2008-05-04 00:00:00 Jeffrey Dover Much Ado About Nothing, abridged. CLAUDIO: So, um, Hero, I sorta maybe like you a whole lot will you go to the prom with me? HERO: We should get married! Squeeeeeee! BEATRICE: Pfft. Love is for stupid losers who are stupid. BENEDICK: You know, you might get laid more often if you weren't such a cynical bitch all the time. BEATRICE: Fuck you. BENEDICK: Get in line, sugartits. *audience is beaten over the head by sexual tension* DON PEDRO: Hey everybody, I had a great idea! Let's make Beatrice and Benedick fall in love! EVERYONE: YAY! MEDDLING! PRINCE JOHN: So, I think I'm going to break up Claudio and Hero. BORACHIO: Really? That's your dastardly scheme? How do we possibly benefit from that? PRINCE JOHN: No, see, I don't like Claudio because my half-brother likes him, and I hate my half brother, so…wait. Okay, so it's actually a really pointless plan that only serves to create conflict. But it's the only way I get any good scenes in this thing, so MISCHIEF AHOY! BORACHIO AND CONRADE: YAY! BEATRICE: Hey Benedick, you still suck donkey balls. BENEDICK: I fart in your general direction! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! BEATRICE: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! PRINCE JOHN: So guess what Claudio? Your woman totally cheated on you. I saw, I was there. CLAUDIO: OMG I HATE THAT WHORE. DON PEDRO: Despite the fact that he's a bastard in all senses of the word and has no reason to be helping me or my friends, I think we should believe John without proof or even asking Hero's side of the story. CLAUDIO: Hero, you're a shameless whore and I hate your stupid face! EVERYONE: WTF?! PRIEST: Great job, now Hero's dead from sad. CLAUDIO: OMG I AM SO REMORSEFUL. FORGIVE ME, DEAD HERO! HERO: Pysche! I'm really okay! BEATRICE: Luckily THIS time the priest's idea to fake a girl's death to solve all her problems actually worked, instead of backfiring horribly. BENEDICK: Hey, that's pretty funny. You know, I guess you're not that bad. I think I love you, and stuff. BEATRICE: Yeah, I guess I kind of love you too. ANTONIO: Close enough. Now off to kill Prince John! EVERYONE: YAY! THE END.

Review # 2 was written on 2014-01-04 00:00:00 Sonia Malda ‎Much Ado About Nothing : a comedy, William‬ ‎Shakespeare (1564-1616) Much Ado About Nothing is a comedy by William Shakespeare thought to have been written in 1598 and 1599, as Shakespeare was approaching the middle of his career. The play was included in the First Folio, published in 1623. By means of "noting" (which, in Shakespeare's day, sounded similar to "nothing" as in the play's title, and which means gossip, rumour, and overhearing), Benedick and Beatrice are tricked into confessing their love for each other, and Claudio is tricked into rejecting Hero at the altar on the erroneous belief that she has been unfaithful. At the end, Benedick and Beatrice join forces to set things right, and the others join in a dance celebrating the marriages of the two couples. Characters: A boy, Hero, Ursula, Antonio, Don Pedro, Beatrice, Claudio, Benedick, Don John, Leonato, Dogberry, Friar Francis, Verges, Magaret, Balthazar, Borachio, Conrade, A Sexton, The Watch, Innogen Abstract: The action is set in Sicily, where Don Pedro, Prince of Aragon, has recently defeated his half-brother, the bastard Don John, in a military engagement. Apparently reconciled, they return to the capital, Messina, as guests of the Governor, Leonato. There Count Claudio, a young nobleman serving in Don Pedro's army, falls in love with Hero, Leonato's daughter, whom Don Pedro woos on his behalf. The play's central plot shows how Don John maliciously deceives Claudio into believing that Hero has taken a lover on the eve of her marriage, causing Claudio to repudiate her publicly, at the altar. تاریخ نخستین خوانش: روز چهارم ماه ژانویه سال 1972میلادی ‏عنوان: ه‍ی‍اه‍وی‌ ب‍س‍ی‍ار ب‍رای‌ ه‍ی‍چ‌، ک‍م‍دی‌ در دو ب‍خ‍ش‌؛ ت‍رج‍م‍ه‌ و ت‍ن‍ظی‍م‌ ع‍ب‍دال‍ح‍س‍ی‍ن‌ ن‍وش‍ی‍ن‌، نشر ک‍ت‍اب‍خ‍ان‍ه‌ ای‍ران‌، 1329، در 128ص‌؛ موضوع نمایشنامه های نویسندگان انگلیسی - سده 16م يادداشت: ب‍ا ت‍رج‍م‍ه‌ خانم ف‍ری‍ده‌ م‍ه‍دوی‌ دام‍غ‍ان‍ی‌ نیز ت‍وس‍ط ان‍ت‍ش‍ارات‌ ت‍ی‍ر، در س‍ال‌ 1378 و در 114ص. چ‍اپ‌ ش‍ده‌ اس‍ت‌ دون پدرو، شاهزاده ی خوشنام، و حاکم «آراگون»، پس از درگیری‌های تقریباً بدون خونریزی، با برادرخوانده‌ اش «دون ژوآن»، همراه او به «مسینا» می‌آید، تا چند روزی را میهمان عالیجناب «لئوناتو»، حکمران آن دوک نشین ساحلی باشند...؛ این نمایش در پنج پرده تدوین شده، و دارای شانزده شخصیت، و تعدادی سیاهی لشکر است؛ شخصیت‌های اصلی نمایشنامه عبارت اند از: «دون پدرو: شاهزاده خوش مشرب آراگون»؛ «دون ژوآن: برادر ساکت، شوم، فتنه انگیز و حرام زاده ی دون پدرو»؛ «لئوناتو: ریش سفید جمع، فرماندار مسینا»؛ «کلودیو: رجل اعیانزاده فلورانسی، مسیو عشق، در خدمت دون پدرو»؛ «هِرو: دختر ریزنقش لئوناتو، همنام هِرو دختر زئوس پادشاه خدایان آتن»؛ «بندیک»؛ «بئاتریس»؛ «بوراکیو»؛ «کنراد»؛ «مارگارت»؛ «اورسولا»؛ «داگبری»؛ «ورجس»؛ «آنتونیو»؛ «بالتازار»؛ «کشیش فرانسیس»؛ «مستخدمان»، «قاصدان»، «خادم کلیسا»، «قبرکن»، «نگهبانان»؛ تاریخ بهنگام رسانی 06/10/1399هجری خورشیدی؛ ا. شربیانی