Reviews for Welcome To Jesusland!

The average rating for Welcome To Jesusland! based on 2 reviews is 3.5 stars.

Review # 1 was written on 2008-06-29 00:00:00 Robert Newton The format reminded me a lot of The Onion books or America: The Book. It was short satirical articals and fake ads. Some of them were really funny but because the book is all about the same topic- it was sometimes repetitive. If you like satire or stuff The Onion does- it is similarly enjoyable.

Review # 2 was written on 2013-06-14 00:00:00 Katherine Wilburn Brannon I love Landover Baptist. I can't get enough of their biblically accurate policies, facilities (you have GOT to take your kids to the Hell House one day. God never mentioned the exact age of accountability in his holy writ, after all) quizzes and sample essays from the most pious among us. In this book you will find: - How Landover Baptist got started (and why it is the ONLY true church) - Exactly how much god values fetuses, women, men and children - Who's more bloodthirsty? Yahweh or Allah? - Why a budding novelist garnered an A on a religious essay on redemption and sin - Why atheists, agnostic and other pagan heathens really do send themselves to eternal torture (masochistic satisfaction NOT included) - How surgery can prevent irritating homosexual lisping - Landover Baptist's latest reading recommendations, including one on how to tell your little eight-year-old daughter that her unbelieving grandmother is food for charcoal! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Reserve your copy today, save money AND your soul! No more meaningless, superfluous and irrelevant genealogies that include dozens of insignificant Israelites (most of whom were destined for eternal hellfire anyway!)