Reviews for Momzillas

The average rating for Momzillas based on 2 reviews is 2 stars.

Review # 1 was written on 2008-06-06 00:00:00 Ronnie Rogers I just bailed on page 16 due to the use of the word "unfortch." As you know, there are clearly NO extenuating circumstances ("circs") that excuse diction ("dictch") like that. I'd also like you to know that, before I even arrived at that misbegotten page, I sat, in the name of a warm backporch summer evening just crying out for noninvasive reading material, through the following: "her skeletore bod" (you can't even get a reference to He-Man spelled right?!), "racquetball-playing Roman-numeraled peeps," and, God help us, "It was also awky because I'm really a girls' girl and not one to bond with the boys; I have never been dicks over chicks. With Bee, convo seemed forced." Not to even mention "But this woman was not just a thorn in my side, she was a full My name is Inigo Montoya-hand -carved spear bisecting my bod." (What does that mean? Why do you make really basic pop culture references you don't even understand? Who are you and why are you?) And, because I just couldn't leave it alone, I scanned further down on page 17: "cold hard ca$hola." With a dollar sign. Oh my God! And "bulk o' his dough"! Close the book! Close the book! I challenge anyone to find a worse page than this in English. Seriously, I do. But instead of emailing me, just tear it out mail it to a country that's beating us in the space race or whatever race we're in, because as we all know, global intelligence allotment is a zero-sum game. JESUS CHRIST she thanks Britney Spears-Federline in the acknowledgments under "To the mellow moms: thank you for helping me laugh at the Momzillas, for sharing insane anecdotes, and showing me how it's done." I'm actually crying, and not just because of the lack of parallelism; I have to go. I have to get this out of my house, maybe even my neighborhood.

Review # 2 was written on 2010-09-28 00:00:00 Lynn Robinson I thought this book would be a witty take on wealthy Manhattan moms and all their uber-materialistic ways, but it ended up taking itself way too seriously, and wasn't funny at all. Do yourself a favor and don't read this book.