Reviews for Mortified 2: Love Is a Battlefield

The average rating for Mortified 2: Love Is a Battlefield based on 2 reviews is 3.5 stars.

Review # 1 was written on 2008-05-14 00:00:00 Brett Alstatt More hilarious and cringe-worthy excerpts from teenage diaries, letters, poetry, etc. This collection was released around Valentine's Day and is romance-themed, which in my option makes it more monotonous and slightly less fun than the last one'whither the Duran Duran self-insertion NC-17 fanfiction? It's still full of painful/funny gems, however, such as: Declarations of love! You are my rose…(rose as in a beautiful flower and also rose as in Rose from Titanic) Declarations of celebrity love'in verse! My love for him will surely last forever more, He starred on Star Trek beside Shatner (who's a bore). Deep political analysis! Eric is dating Marsela, one of the girls from the barrio. I think these Nicaraguans should set some standards for themselves. Screenplays that contain stage directions such as: They totally have sex. And dialogue including: Lisa: You're my first lover. I'll never forget it. It was so hot'I had so many orgasms. Relationship problems! Ohh, I love Missy. I mean there's certain things which I hate about her. Her refusal to see Star Wars, Batman and other movies. Her hatred for cheese. (That last one, by the way, is what's almost torn Siria and myself apart.) As you can see, the book is highly quotable. If you like reading badfic or are fond of Schadenfreude, then you will be in heaven. If you have a bad embarrassment squick, on the other hand…not so much.

Review # 2 was written on 2009-12-31 00:00:00 Nathan Hanks HILARIOUS! This is #2 in the series, but no need to read in order. A compilation of letters and poems and journal entries from various teenagers centering on love. Mostly ridiculing themselves. I've seen this show live, which is actually even funnier as, read aloud, the poems and letters are even more ridiculous, but reading them definitely takes you back to how PASSIONATE everything is when you're 14-18, and how torrential you feel things. Very funny and interesting!