Stuff # 78, May 2006

Features
76 Do You Bijou? The longtime show=stealer loathes pseudo-smart folks and rips a mean bass line, even with bloody fingers.
84 Cabana Boy Lost star Josh Holloway on why the next punk who tries to burglarize him is screwed.
86 P.O.V. For VIPs From NYC to L.A. (and from Natchez, Mississippi, to Ypsilanti, Michigan), the top bars and strip clubs to peep.
92 Flash Fold Losing a quarter of a million dollars from the comfort of a prison cell isn't as tricky as it sounds. It just sucks.
96 Crazy Loaded Our groundbreaking guide to gaudiness deposits you directly into the lap of luxury.
104 Mob Portraits Look surly, swarthy or vaguely Italian? Maybe you should be a character actor like these goombahs.
106 And She's Rich The net worth of these beauties isn't the only thing that'll blow your mind.
Regulars
12 Stuff Live

• We polled millions of you. Great, now we feel obligated to print your sick responses.
• The Jerk Store is having a sale. Everything must go.
• Our all-new Swap Shop section lets you trade in ruined items for new ones. Have a little faith, eh?
• Garbage Pail Kids, celebrity bypasses and Police Academy 4? Quizmaster must be preparing to pistol-whip your thinking cap.

20 Hit List

• The deadly Ronin motrocycle. Samurai sword included!
• Odds that Brad Pitt will take it in the rear.
• The creepiest book title we've ever encountered.
• The winner of our NASCAR Jack Daniel's Girls of Racing contest burns rubber even when she's off the track.

34 Photo Booth Challenge Our sparkling brunette wants to spend a magical evening with two special someones.
36 Hype

• Who we'd kill to see on Inside the Actors Studio.
• Wayne Coyne from Flaming Lips on sucker punching the president.
• Shhh. Chris Farley is whispering sweet nothings from beyond the grave.
• No, Daddy Yankee isn't on crack-that's reggaeton, and here's how you can tell.

54 Neighborhood Knockout This constant gradener is a bloodthirsty Savage in the bedroom.
56 Bias

• Dave Attell talks you out of a drunken fistfight.
• For Hostel director Eli Roth, overnight success meant a ride on Prince's fuzzy elevator.
• Leeann Tweeden on car-racing appreciation.

63 Gearotica

• All...our...friends...ride lowriders like these.
• A cellie that will suck your bank account dry.
• Custom cars that will make you ache with desire.
• Virginia-based hip-hop artists Clipse give us the scoop on their favorite junk, crap and shit.

114 Stuff Style

• Styled-out doormen assist with your threads.
• Sneakerphile gets its kicks.
• Retro golf garb for chipping, putting and strutting.

122 Weekend Warrior

• Whiteater kayaking spots and all the buoyant gear you need to keep from drowning.
• How to fly a real fighter plane and shoot fake bullets at dogfighting school.

127 Credits
132 Dissection Fetch the formaldehyde-it's time to dissect Nicole Richie.