Stuff # 35, October 2002

FEATURES
72 Cover Girl: Paulina Rubio
The slinky songstress reveals a little bit of her soul and a lot of her bod. Who are you to complain?
80 As Seen on TV!
Bored with life? Undo the noose, climb down from that overpass and learn
to live the sitcom way.
88 A Brilliant Loser
In film after film, William H. Macy excels at playing a dweeb. Our kind of guy.
94 Superhero Sex
Learn how to get it on like Batman (without Robin watching and vigorously masturbating).
98 Touchy Kiele
The time to tune in to Kiele Sanchez, the sexy star of That Was Then, is now! Or a little later on. No pressure.
104 When Schlongs Go Wrong
Disturbing true tales of bad things happening to good penises.
110 Weird Bush
Enter the dark and disturbed world of garden topiaries.
114 9/11 Crime Wave
Where most people saw tragedy, some saw an opportunity to get rich quick.
120 Perry Scopin'
VHI's All Access star, Rachel Perry, gave us all access to her bedroom suite.
128 Real-life Cannonball Run
Two staffers drive across the U.S. in a high-speed, low-intelligence race.

DEPARTMENTS
18 Dear Stuff
Readers tear us a new one. Thanks! The old one was constantly in the shop.
24 Filter
Earth pukes its face off, the pope rolls in a new Popemobile, we make with the funny thanks to a superfat bunny, and Perry the Pessimistic Pea Pod dishes out fun facts laced with his unique brand of petulance and bile. Lighten up, Perry!
40 Hype
We confess Billy Bob Thornton's sins, Gary Coleman plays video games, Beck has a new album and Val Kilmer sleeps with Lee Majors? It's true! (Sort of.)
55 Instant Cool
The hottest new cameras, the return
of the Nissan 35oZ and five sharp blades to dice up your doll collection.
64 Greatest American Hero
Reggie Jackson hit more home runs than, um, a lot of other guys. Sorry, we really don't know that much about football.
66 A Guy and His Stuff
Philadelphia Flyer Jeremy Roenick skates on thin ice. Meaning, he agrees to talk to us.
68 Lord of the Bar
Your barroom survival guide. Tip one: Blood in your urine is not "fine." Although it is "colorful."
70 Ask the Professor
Why dogs sniff each other's asses and other imponderables.
151 Sex Spy
Women put you where their mouths are! Plus: Babe of Yore Suzanne Somers.
162 Where to Buy
Because reading about a shirt isn't nearly as cool as owning and wearing one.
164 An Insatiable Owl

STUFF STYLE
135 Fashion News
This just in: Socks first, shoes second.
140 Shady Characters
Cover your eyes with something other than your hand.
142 Suitable Attire
Nice pants, nice jackets, sad models. It never changes!
148 Booty Hunting
Boots for all occasions and most feet.