Rough Trade December 1997

09 EDITORIAL
LITTLE DICKS ARE OKAY
10 FICTION
TWO BY JOHN JOHN
14 BRAD DAVIS
ALL WORLDS VIDEO
24 BUCK MEADOWS
FALCON STUDIOS
40 CORY EVANS
FORUM STUDIOS
50 RON PAYTON
BIG VIDEO
58 SHANE ROCKLAND
STUDIO 2000
66 REVIEW
THE CHOSEN

EDITORIAL NOTE
RELAX... LITTLE DICKS ARE OKAY!
I cannot count the number of letters on the Internet and in snail mail from men who are being made to feel so inadequate. They look at the dicks in this magazine, which used to be called Obsessions, in Numbers, in Blueboy, in Jock and many of our other magazines like Machismo, Dude, AllStars, and even in Iniquity. The average cock is about 7 or 8 inches. That is the average cock in the magazines and should never be construed as indicating that the average cock on a man is that large. We are all size queens and most of us worship the BIG COCK. We strive to lick it, suck it, stroke it, smell it, wash it, make a mold of it, sit on it, photograph it, videotape it, watch it move under denim, Calvin's, Speedo's, loose bed-sheets, and hold on to it while they sleep as our security blanket. There is definitely signs of proof that the larger the cock the more turned on we are, even if its length does exceed our runway. [bottoms will certainly need no explanation for that last statement]
What has happened to cause this inferiority cannot be blamed on this magazine or any magazine in particular. I go all the way back to the time when I bought my first gay magazine in Times Square and it was called, "Physique Pictorial." It was filled with illustrations of men with muscles and giant bulges in their pants. I immediately assumed that all body-builders had big cocks. Wow, was wrong about that. Anyway, I was in Basic Training at Fort Dix, New Jersey during that period and every leave I went to Times Square hoping for a new edition of PP. No luck! Along comes this magazine called Blueboy. It was the hottest thing on the mag racks and every man in it had a giant cock. Since then the video companies were able to sell their videos on the open market and when they auditioned new models one thing they made sure they had was a model with a big dick. Forever since that is what has been produced. Every magazine, every video. So what should one with a small four or five-inch dick think? That every guy but them had a big 8 or 9 inches.
Eventually a video company tried using a beautiful young boy with a small dick. He went absolutely nowhere after that movie. No one wanted him because he had a small dick and someone got the idea that they look even smaller on camera. Turns out they look bigger on camera, but it didn't help the guy with the small dick in his first gay movie. However, the boy with the small dick married a gay billionaire in Brazil and said, "Fuck you all!"
Another thing you must know is that I have met some of these producers and they had to admit to me that big dicks are very rare and they go to great lengths to find them because MOST men have average size dicks that are between 3 to 5 inches. I swear! So if you have an average dick, be happy. If it gets hard on a whim...be even happier. Why? Because many of the guys with the big dicks have an incredibly difficult time getting it up. I have seen entire film crews sitting, waiting, praying, hoping...their star will get it hard soon. Hours have been wasted "waiting for wood." That is the term they use and they use it a lot. I will say that in Princeton Publications we DO NOT digitally enhance a man's cock, but I did watch a producer suck on one for a long time trying to get it hard. What one will do for love!