Penthouse November 1998

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Melissa Ann, photographed by Carl L. Wachter. Melissa Ann's pictorial begins on page 67.

FEATURES
9 FAST FORWARD
Sitcom writers, by Catherine Seipp; Clint Eastwood speaks with Neil Rosen; Keyshawn Johnson, interviewed by Rick Petreycik; "Autos," by Abigail Demers; "Sounds," by Jim DeRogatis; "Wine," by Alexis Bespaloff
17 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"Blown Away," by Caitlin Kelly
24 WHILE THE WORLD BURNS
By David Helvarg
46 AGAINST ALL OZZ
Ozzy Osbourne bites back. By Jon Wiederhorn
51 RIGHT STUFF
Today's hottest electric guitars. By Gerard Van der Leun
56 SMART SEX
Women can be jerks too. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
64 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Does a promise by F.B.I. agents mean anything? Article by John Connolly
102 JUSTICE
Should mentally ill people be denied sex? By Alan M. Dershowitz
121 TITS AND ASTEROIDS
Satire by Bill Lee
131 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
"Speed Seduction," by Ralph Gardner, Jr.

PICTORIALS
33 SEANA & BRANDI
Photos by Suze Randal
67 PET OF THE MONTH
Melissa Ann; photos by Carl L. Wachter
88 SOOTHING PRIVATE RYAN
Photos by Earl Miller
107 THE SWEET SCIENCE
Photos by Carl Wachter

DEPARTMENTS
4 HOUSECALL
6 FORUM
14 CALL ME MADAM
27 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
44 STUPID CELEBRITIES
49 RIBALD RIMES
59 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
83 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
84 TECHNOMANIA
86 SORAYAMA
105 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE
124 THE PENIS PAGE
126 THE JOKE MAN
136 PENTHOUSE COMIX
142 HARD TIMES
146 X-RATED VIDEO