Penthouse May 1981

COVER
Lisa Capuano, Photo by Pat Hill

6 HOUSECALL
Introduction
8 FORUM
Correspondence
34 FEEDBACK
Opinion
38 CALL ME MADAM
Counsel by Xaviera Hollander
47 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Comment by Emily Prager
48 SCENES
Kent Anderson
49 FILMS
Roger Greenspun
51 WORDS
Peter Bloch
53 SOUNDS
Robert Palmer
56 OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HELL
Article by James Reston, Jr.
68 MODESTY ABLAZE
Pictorial by Pat Hill
80 BABY SEX STARS
Profile by Bob Spitz
84 THE COLOSSUS OF WASTE
Article by Ernest Volkman
89 COMMANDER CODY
Pet of the Month, Photos by W.E. Barnes and Donna Barnes
108 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER
Service by William R. Corson
110 STOP THE PRESSES!
Essay by Ben Stein
112 HEAVY SAND
Fiction by Anatoli Rybakov
116 FALWELL: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
118 LADIES WHO LUNCH
Pictorial by Edward Holzman
132 DR. LANDRUM SHETTLES
Interview by David Rorvik
138 THE SPORTING LIFE OF THE LITE BEER ALL-STARS
Fashion by Ed Emmerling
144 THE GNOMES OF BILDERBERG
Article by Craig S. Karpel
154 COGNAC
Service by Linda Downs
159 SCORING
Fiction by Jaime Mardis
163 DO YOU HAVE TASTE?
Quiz by Frank Donegan
170 WAXING POETIC
Service by Wade Hoyt
188 SWEET CHASTITY
Satire by Bob Guccione/Ron Embleton