Penthouse December 1979

6 HOUSECALL
Introduction
8 FORUM
Correspondence
54 FEEDBACK
Opinion
60 CALL ME MADAM
Counsel by Xaviera Hollander
69 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Comment by Marilyn Stasio
70 SCENES
Emily Prager
71 FILMS
Roger Greenspun
73 WORDS
Robert Hofler
75 SOUNDS
Robert Palmer
78 HOW TO BEAT INFLATION
Article by Gene Marine
86 THE SECRET LIFE OF ADOLF HITLER
Article by Glenn B. Infield
94 CRIES AND WHISPERS
Pictorial by Earl Miller
108 THE SLEAZING OF AMERICA
Humor by Craig S. Karpel
115 LAZY BONES
Pet of the Month, Photos by Malinowski
133 PENTHOUSE 1980 DESK CALENDAR
150 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER
Service
152 STOP KILLING SEALS
Essay by Bill Clark
154 GOOD NEWS FOR CHRISTMAS
Humor by Bill Lee
160 GUILLERMO VILAS: RENAISSANCE TENNIS STAR
Profile by Marjorie Rosen
164 DISCO ODYSSEY
Article by Bob Weiner
170 SIMPLE ADDITIONS TO STEREO
Service by Peter Daniels
176 PET OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP
Photos by Bob Guccione
192 MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Interview by Arthur Knight
200 TRIGGER
Fiction by Richard Owen
205 SLEAZY GREETINGS AND A HAPPY NUKE YEAR
Humor by Nick Tosches
209 ARE YOU THE ARTFUL DODGER?
Quiz by Frank Donegan
224 BREAKING THE BLACK TIE HABIT
Fashion by Ed Emmerling
234 PET OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP GIFTS
Service
250 HIGHWAY SNOBBERY
Service by Wade Hoyt
252 THE THREE BIGGEST LIES OF CHRISTMAS
Humor by Howard Smith
257 GROOM AT THE TOP
Service
528 OH, WICKED WANDA
Satire by Frederic Mullally/Ron Embleton