Oui September 1976

7 MAIL
Great thoughts from sensible readers, punctuated!
13 OPENERS
Vegetables, move over. Here comes Mineral of the Month
25 SEX TAPES
Older women, younger men.
30 REVUE
Mano rapes and pillages.
36 JOANIE
Our sleepiest pictorial yet. She wonders why everyone wants her to wake up.
42 THE FIRST TIME
by Pietro ci Dcna:c Anticipation makes the hard grow fonder. Not to mention the hand
46 BLEU JEANS
The French make over the American national costume. But the color is still unmistakable.
50 THE MUTILATION MYSTERY by Ed Sanders
Moo murders have swept the country. Who are these people who suck cattle blood and take only choice cuts?
54 POCKET CALCULATORS
The answers to a million questions can rest comfortably in the palm of your hand. Batteries extra.
56 VALIUM by John Lombardi
The most prescribed drug in the country is supposed to take the anxiety away. But. in some quarters, it's causing anxiety.
59 SQUATTERS' RIGHTS by Dan Carlinsky
The campaign to ban pay toilets is one of the strangest movements in political history.
61 ERICA CREEPS IN ON LITTLE CAT FEET
And she wears a chandelier around her neck.
70 CONVERSATION WITH HENNY YOUNGMAN
The king of the one-liners engages in some extended sentences.
73 THE MAKING OF A SAINT
by Father Guido Sarducci Our media-hip cleric susses out a miracle worker and finds everything sacred.
76 BOSTON'S COMBAT ZONE by Ed Zuckerman
America's primmest city experiments with an adult- entertainment zone.
79 TELEPHONE SEX
An operator at the off ice,Laverne scrambles connections at home.
86 DONNA SUMMER AND SEX ROCK by Jim Esposito
Music's coming attraction.
90 THE GREAT FABLES OF OUR TIME
The girl who couldn't get enough, the lethal beehive and more!
109 WHO
Twyla Tharp dances; Jackie Curtis goes butch; Dennis Hopper makes a strange new movie.