Maxim # 144 - December 2009

FEATURES
60 Ashley Greene
The Twilight: New Moon vamp bares her fangs and a whole lot more.
By Mike Dawson
66 Thanks for the Mammaries
The rise and fall of New York's wildest strip club, Scores.
By Peter Wilkinson
74 Icon: Jeff Bridges
The Dude gets dudely!
By Brekke Fletcher
76 Texas Rose
Kelly Thiebaud is our Lone Star State sex symbol. Yee-ha!
By Patrick Carone
78 The 25th
Anniversary of 25 Years Ago!
1984 was the most totally tubular year of all, fer sure.
88 The Gift of Gabrielle
FastForward star Gabrielle Union dishes on Hollywood life during the recession and insuring her assets.
By Jesse Brukman
94 And Then He Got High
Former Texas narc turned marijuana messiah Barry Cooper teaches you how to never get busted again.
By Melba Newsome
DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
One lucky reader wins a date with a supermodel. Plus, your usual praise and putdowns.
18 Circus Maximus
Celebrities step into the UFC Octagon, the Paradiso Girls step out of your fantasies, and Maxim women from around the world!
37 Rated
Exclusive pics of Avatar's hot blue chick, Steven Seagal fights crime for real, Weezer's new album, and John Mayer's Douche Almanac.
51 Columns
Ramen: Every college kid's staple food group gets the Maxim treatment. Sex toys: What your naughty girl wants for XXX-mas.
114 The Decider
Are you going to get laid tonight?