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74 WE WANT ANSWERS!
BABY STEWIE
Family Guy's cheeky cherub was dishin'on women, world domination, and diapers.Then
what? Well, then he threw strained carrots at us.You try interviewing a misanthropic
cartoon baby.
76 COVER GIRL
EVA LONGORIA
On TV she's a temptressrho uses what she's got to get whI she wants. In reality
she`s{aothing like that, as you can see.
84 SOLDIER'S FORTUNE
THE THIEVES OF BAGHDAD
After overthrowing Saddam, some U.S. soldiers found $200 million in cash. It would
have been the ultimate combat bonus, if only they had gotten away with it...
92 MAXIM WORKOUT
GET AS STRONG AS A GIRL!
Know which athlete can leg-press you to shame? Tennis star Serena Williams. Her
former trainer helped us come up with three easy-ish plans for you to go from
slug to...well, less of a girly-man in just two months.
98 A GLOBAL MESS
FOOD FIGHT
America may have the best soldiers, but do they eat the best grub? To find out,
we taste-tested field rations from six countries...including some place called
Canada.
100 JENNIFER ELLISON
ENGLISH MUFFIN
We aren't classical musical types, but since this in-your-face knockout is in
The Phantom of the Opera, we'll make an exception.Time to dim the lights...
104 BRAIN SCAM
LIES YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU
Cell phones can cause gas pumps to explode... drinking coffee will sober you up...Daddy
loves you. Maxim debunks yer folk wisdom.
110 POPPY MONTGOMERY
FLOWER POWER
The Without a Trace wonder from Down Under talks about teen rebellion, exes, and
her boobs. Oi!
REGULARS
12 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
We'd write you back, but we forgot to buy stamps. Sorry!
18 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
Rodney Dangerfield finally gets a li'I respect—too late.
20 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
ANNA AZAROVA
This month's section features a Russian bombshell with the late-night munchies.
We also talked to out-of-our-league girls in bars until one finally let us take
her picture, then we reviewed video games and ate gross candy. Yawn!
39 HOW TO
OPEN CHAMPAGNE LIKE A MAN
...with a sword. Plus, guard celeb hotties and eat worms.
46 INSTANT EXPERT
WHOLE LOTTA SHAKING GOING ON!
Once you understand earthquakes, you' ll be more afraid.
48 SPORTS
AGING BULL
Reggie Strickland is the world's worst boxer, and here is how he looks at himself
in the mirror each morning.
54 SCIENCE
TO THE 24,000TH FLOOR
I love riding this elevator, thought a young man. Later he mused, Golly, I want
to visit space. Genius ensued.
58 SECRET SERVICE
MAXIM SAVES JAMES BOND!
The swinging franchise has slowly devolved into self-parody. To bring back the
bling,we offer a few humble suggestions.
60 HOT ZONE
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
A new Punisher video game proves revenge is a dish best served cold (and often).
Plus, Bea Arthur!
117 TOP GEAR
ELECTRONICS AND DUCKIES!
A hot cell? Pig-scented candles? Hello, happiness!
122 MAXIM FASHION
SPECIAL SHRED
Look good snowboarding or just look good, poseur.
132 ASK ANYTHING
HOW COMMON IS PRISON RAPE?
Your favorite Maxim page's lease is up, so it moved to the very back. It's a shorter
commute, you know.
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