Maxim # 16, March 1999

FEATURES
82 HORROR
HELP! THEY MANGLED MY PENIS
Before letting anyone attempt to surgically add a few inches to your iggy, you'll want to read this.
88 STYLE
MADE YOU LOOK!
Overcoats, shirts, and shorts that'll keep you covered whether this spring runs hot or cold.
92 COVER GIRL
ROSE McGOWAN
In her new film, Jawbreaker, Rose plays a sexy, evil vixen who makes men do unthinkable things. Have a look and see what she makes you do.
102 SENSITIVE RELATIONSHIP ARTICLE
PICK UP WOMEN WITH A SOCK PUPPET!
Opening lines are for amateurs. If you want to grab her attention, you've got to do something unusual, entertaining, and surefire. Here's a bunch of suggestions to get you started.
108 EXTRA(TERRESTRIAL) CREDIT
THE SEEKER
Art Bell believes in UFOs, ESP, government conspiracies, and bottomless pits. So do the 10,000,000 people who listen to him on the radio every night.
116 HAWAIIAN PUNCH
Kelly Hu
The karate-chopping star of Martial Law could knock you out and have her way with you. You wish.
124 BIG MEN, BIG MUSCLES
HERCULES IN VEGAS
Strongmen from across the country converge on Sin City to toss cars around during America's Full Strength Challenge.
134 THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT?
FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED
69 useless, unproductive ways to amuse you
138 MAXIM MINX
KARI WUHRER
This Sliders star can turn any hotel room into an alternate universe we'd all love to visit.
146 MAXIMUM SECURITY
SUITS
Whether you're up for parole or up for a promotion, you've got a better chance of coming out ahead if you're wearing one of these.
COLUMNS
56 DONE THAT
SHIRTLESS MAN
No shirt, no shoes, no service? Bullshit, says Christopher Davis, who makes bare-chested calls on banks, department stores, and car dealerships just to see what happens.
58 BUCKS
BUYER BE SNARED!
Retailers use dozens of nasty little psychological tricks to get you to buy crap you couldn't possibly need.
62 SAYS HER
SEX ED (AND BOB AND JOE)
Dur gal Nancy answers your most "penetrating" questions concerning sex, relationships, sex, French maids, and sex.
66 HEALTH
WHY CAN'T I CONCENTRATE?
If your attention span is shorter than a four-year-old's, it's time to find out whether something's wrong with you or with your environment.
154 STUFF
WATTS UP?
"Let there be light" is easy to say but probably won't get you results. If you want to push back the gloom in style, check out this assortment of unusual lamps.
195 TRAVEL
BECOME AN IRAQI CITIZEN
Anyone who tattoos Saddam's smiling visage on their butt gets in free!
DEPARTMENTS
26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
What are the healthiest junk foods? Which Monopoly property will make you the most funny money? Is Maxim magazine better than a tube of Maximus lubricant? These and other really important questions answered
54 TOY CHEST
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without
70 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to the latest movies, books, and music
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE
A contest to see if you're as sick and twisted as our editors