Hustler Holiday 2010

GIRLS
29 BELLA COLE
Bellisima Bella- Photography by Mark Lit
48 ELLA MILANO
She's the Boss- Photography by Mark Lit
60 HEATHER STARLET & CHARLES DERA
Teacher's Pet- Photography by Holly Randall
7i BREANNE BENSON
Truly Gifted- Photography by Lao von Jansky
106 CHANEL PRESTON
Great Expectations Photography by Earl IMIer
123 THIS AIN'T GLEE XXX
Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Fay and McKenzee Miles sing for joy...and fuck for their dinner. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video
159 EVE
Christmas Eve- Classic Photography by Clive McLean,
FEATURES
37 THE FLYNT EMPIRE INVADES VEGAS
Sin City gentlemen's club opens with a bang! Report by Brandy Hudson
42 DOUG BENSON: THE BEST HOLIDAYS EVER
Find out why the funny stoner is a secret Santa all year. Interview by Keith Valcoul
44 HUSTLER GOES TO MARDI GRAS
The do's and don'ts for revelers in the Big Easy. Report by Eric Althoff
556 CHEMTRAILS
More proof: Stealth bombers emit weather-altering vapors. Article by Travis Kelly
58 HAARP: AMERICA'S SECRET WEAPON?
Ecoterrorism and mind control linked to Alaskan facility. Article by Harry kl/a/sh
61 FREE GREETING CARD
Make more foes than friends this holiday season with our offensive envelope stuffier!
71 THE ADVENTURES OF HONEY HOOKER: JINGLE BALLS
Santa's ho-ho-ho helper has a few tricks up her sleeve. Caftan Spoof by Alm Anciefsoo
90 STURGIS: BORN TO BE WILD
Hog and hooter heaven de in South Dakota's Black Hills. Report by Anthony Petrovich
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY Trim: Let Us See
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW Great gadget giveaway!
10 GAME ON Super challenges
11 ROBERT SCHEER "It's the establishment, stupid!"
13 NAT HENTOFF Training our young to be passive
15 ALEX BENNETT The double "N" word
17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Remembering Johnny Grant
19 FEEDBACK Larry Flynt vs. Raymond Burr?!
20 POLITICAL PARODY Eggs to die for
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Franklin Graham
23 BITS & PIECES All-star poker tourney, "Who Farted?' calendar and more
28 HOT LETTERS What a pisser of a missive!
40 CLASSIC CARTOONS Vintage Flyntonian yuks
74 GIRLS OF MYSPACE Dee-lish Trish Danieli
75 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Dixie darlin' Daisy Duxe
88 HUSTLER HUMOR You'll die from laughter...seriously!
94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Buckcherry Yule yarns, the English Beat goes on and cool stocking stuffers
98 FAMOUS FLESH Snooki's seaside snatch!
99 MOVIE MAMMARIES Have a killer Xmas with insanely choice chests
100 PINUP by Kevin Gentry
103 COUGARS UNLEASHED Sexperienced maneater speaks out
104 COLLEGE REPORT Interns: tomorrow's successes
105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Vixenish Victoria
115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Not M*A*S"H XXX, Slutty & Stuffier #12, Body Heat and more
134 BEAVER HUNT Cooze under the mistletoe