Hustler November 2008

GIRLS
27 JELENA JENSEN
Ready for Her Close-Up
Photography by Mark Lit
48 NIKKI JAYNE
She Kicks Ass
Photography by Holly Randall
66 BROOKE BANNER & SOCHEE MALA
Knockouts
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
82 HOLLY MORGAN
Hot as a Pistol
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
112 SAMANTHA
Bewitched and Bewildered
Photography by Matti Klatt
133 THIS AIN'T THE MUNSTERS XXX
Photography by Papa Burbank
178 VERONICA DA SOUZA & GINA
Master & Servant
Photography by Matti Klatt
FEATURES
38 WINTER SOLDIER
The story they tried to stop us from telling! Hear the uncensored words of America's real patriots—fighting men brave enough to speak out on Iraq.
By Dahr Jarnail
42 HORROR BABES
Behold the Internet's most ghoulish erotic haven.
By K.K Le Roque
44 "THE D.C. MADAM WAS MURDERED!"
So claims New Orleans madam Jeanette Maier as she recounts the suspicious "suicides" of Deborah Jeane Palfrey and call girls with powerful political customers.
Interview by Mark Johnson
56 THE Q&A: CINDY SHEEHAN'S PLEDGE
The activist mother of a slain soldier lays out her campaign to unseat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi—and vows to impeach Bush and Cheney.
By Mark Johnson
62 CAGED FURY UNLEASHED
Fatal Femmes Fighting, where toughness and sex appeal tangle in the world of mixed martial arts.
By Eric Althoff
74 CONFESSIONS OF A SCREAM QUEEN
Chainsaws, vampire fangs, alien mutants and sexy shower scenes: How to make a living by dying on screen.
By Brinke Stevens
80 MICHAEL MADSEN
HUSTLER gives the third degree to the tough-guy actor from Reservoir Dogs, Sin City and Donnie Brasco.
Interview by Keith Valcourt
98 MICK MARS
Exclusive—and reclusive! Motley Criie's lead guitarist finally speaks!
Interview by Keith Valcourt
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
CumSlick
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
The Election: What's at Stake? by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Win a GPS Snitch!
10 VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS Political cartoon
by Greg Palast & Ted Rall
11 ROBERT SCHEER
The Real Filthmongers: War Profiteers
13 NAT HENTOFF
Good Soldier Condi Rice
15 ALEX BENNETT
Life Imitates Art...Especially in the Bedroom
17 FEEDBACK
Mercenary mercy, screw the porn tax and last chance to win a Brooke Taylor date
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Uncle Sam Wants You to Get Mad Cow Disease!
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Charles Calderon
21 GAME ON
Howlin' New Games
22 HUSTLER VIDEO CHALLENGE
Make a viral video and be rewarded!
23 BITS & PIECES
Morticia Addams gets licked, HUSTLER anniversary bash and Bucky's Halloween tips
36 HOT LETTERS
Cross-dressing benefits
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Raiding the HUSTLER crypt
58 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
German goth delight Bambi
61 ARIOCK PINUP
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Hilarious interlude
100 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Exclusive interview with Ministry's Al Jourgensen, plus Encyclopedia of Dead Rock Stars giveaway
104 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Halloween Hooters: Linda Blair and Friday the 13th damsels in distress
106 FAMOUS FLESH
Heather Mills (McCartney's ex), Jessica Alba and Zoe Kravitz
122 COLLEGE REPORT
Yale's nefarious secret societies
123 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Rose Ryder's anatomy lesson
125 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Fuckin' scary: Rob Rotten's Texas Vibrator Massacre and Munsters on the graveyard shift
145 BEAVER HUNT
Bewitching amateurs

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
THE ELECTION, WHAT'S AT STAKE?
When you think of the things we love about our country, chances are you're thinking of laws and programs created by Democratic administrations. It was Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat, who ushered in the 19th Amendment, which established a woman's right to vote—no small matter. Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt introduced unemployment compensation, welfare and Social Security to protect workers, children, the handicapped and the elderly. Lyndon B. Johnson, also a Democrat, gave us improved product labeling, the Freedom of Information Act and— most importantly—the Civil Rights Act.
Social programs and protections for the working class have been spotty on the Republican side of the ledger and virtually nonexistent since Ronald Reagan. In fact, starting with Reagan, past gains have consistently been pushed back or eliminated altogether. So when you ask yourself what's at stake this election cycle, the answer is simple: everything!
- Larry Flynt, Publisher