Hustler February 2008

GIRLS SPREAD
24 PRINZZESS SAHARA: The Prinzzess Diaries
Photography by Mark Lit for Hicksphoto
44 RENEE PEREZ: Love Me Two Times
Photography by Matti Klatt
64 LANNY BARBY & DEE: Jailhouse Rock
Photography by Holly Randall
82 ANGEL DARK: Lips of an Angel
Photography by Charles Lightfoot for Hicksphoto
110 BROOKE BANNER: Down & Dirty
Photography by John Brant
132 KAYDEN KROSS & TOMMY GUNN: Hot Rod Hottie
Photography by Holly Randall
176 SAVANNAH STERN: She Rocks!
Photography by Lail von ,Linsky
MONTHLY FEATURES
3 LARRY CRAIG PARODY
16 CHINA: YOUR NEW HOMELAND
36 CHRISTOPHER COOK
You Are What You Eat
Interview by Bruce David & Ed Rampell
40 DEAL US IN!
Bawdy Playing Cards by K.K. Le Roque
42 KING CHONG
Stoner Fave "Grilled" QM by Keith Valcourt
52 IT CAN HAPPEN HERE
Concentration Camps on U.S. Soil? by Bryan Sacks
56 BUSH REGIME'S REAL AGENDA
by Paul Craig Roberts
58 WILL BUSH CANCEL THE 2008 ELECTION?
by Harvey Wasserman & Bob Fitrakis
60 MYSPACE GIRL
72 WOMEN WHO KILL: KRISTIN ROSSUM
by Larry VVichman
76 BIG BUSTY BABES
by Aslum Khan
80 FERRES UNSHACKLE!
Fetish Artist Goes Hog-Wik by Josh Steichinann
103 FAMOUS FLESH
Kelis Crotch Shot
104 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Juliette Binoche and Helena Bonham Carter
106 HOME OF THE FREEDOM ILLUSION
by Joe Frederick
STANDARDS
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Cool New Gadgets
10 GAME ON
11 ROBERT SCHEER
13 NAT HENTOFF
17 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
19 BITS & PIECES
Ozzfest Eye Candy, Fellatio Fantasy & More
32 HOT LETTERS
63 ARIOCK PINUP
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Nikki Sixx, Fountains of Wayne, Hot Discs
121 COLLEGE REPORT
Monkey Biz at UCLA
122 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
124 FEEDBACK
125 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Bradys XXX Spoof, Barely Legal Milestone...
140 BEAVER HUNT
Brazen Amateurs

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
MAKE VOTING MANDATORY
The Republicans will never agree to this, of course. Their very survival is based on suppressing the vote. They know that the majority of Americans would never support the GOP's self-serving agenda: tax cuts for the rich, corporate welfare, a war for oil, etc. So the Republicans bet it all on getting out their base while suppressing the turnout of the middle and lower classes. That explains, at least in part, why so few people in this country bother to vote�even for the Presidency.
On the other hand, a staggering 95% of Australia's registered voters turn out on election day. The reason? Those who fail to cast a ballot are fined and possibly even imprisoned. Some Americans might find such penalties harsh, but consider this: Paying taxes is mandatory, as it should be. We need to collect money to help keep our nation great. Voting is no less important with regard to maintaining our form of government. Is punishing citizens who don't support our democratic process any different from punishing those who cheat on their taxes?
Making voting mandatory would be the Democrats' chance to contribute something of lasting value to our country. Sadly, they have pretty much failed to make any other contribution of note since retaking Congress a year ago.