Hustler May 2007

GIRLS SPREAD
22 CASEY PARKER : GOING WITH THE FLOW
photography by Holly Randall
51 MELODY: A WILD RIDE
photography by Michael Bisco
70 MAYA HILLS & TALON: LOVE ON THE ROCKS
photography by Metti Klatt
88 ASHLYN PAGE: ADULT EDUCATION
photography by T. Rifter
118 MICKI: KICKIN' IT
photography by Matti Klatt
136 DEVON LEE & MONI MICHAELS
photography by John Brant
192 MYSTERY: POLE POSITION
photography by Matti Klatt

MONTHLY FEATURES
3 AMERICUM EXPRESS CARD
14 THE REAL AMBIEN STORY?
Ad Parody
38 2006'S ELECTORAL GLITCHES AND GOP PLANS TO STEAL '08
by Greg Palast
42 GIRLS OF MYSPACE: GENSIS GAETANA
46 BUSH'S HIGH CRIMES
by Mark Johnson
58 UP CLOSE WITH KENDRA JADE
The Springer & Federline Femme Fatale, Profile by Ed Rampell
62 MISSING MOUND
Britney Spears Crotch-Shots Controversy, Exposé by Keith Valcourt
64 T-PAIN'S STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE
Rapper's Personal Do's & Don'ts
66 TERA TERA TERA!
Superstar Flashback
78 AMERICA'S TOP TERRORISTS: THE BARBI TWINS
Dogged Animal Activists Under Scrutiny, by Shane & Sia, the Barbi Twins
80 JEFF COHEN: DIRT ON CABLE NEWS
Interview by Bruce David & Mark Johnson
84 DEFIANT MONTAGE ARTIST
Micah Ian Wright's Sampled War Posters
114 FAMOUS FLESH
Paris, Nicollette Sheridan
116 MOVIE MAMMARIES
"Skin Flicks" of Melanie Griffith and Julianne Moore

THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
by Larry Flint
8 TECH KNOW
Ingenious Gadgets
9 ROBERT SCHEER
11 FEEDBACK
Readers' Incoming Mail
15 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
17 BITS & PIECES
Larry's 64th, Fantasy Fellatrix, Wacky News, Unholy Coozifix & More
36 HOT LETTERS
48 LORENZO PINUP
104 HUSTLER HUMOR
108 AURAL PLEASURES
Cradle's Dani Filth in La-La Land, Beavis and Butt-head in Four Discs
112 GAME ON
Heroes, Lula 'n' Goombas
127 COLLEGE REPORT
J.C. 'Toons Controversy
128 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Bawdy Bookworm
130 BEAVER HUNT
Coast-to-Coast Newbies
146 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
XXX Reviews, Plus Tera Patrick's Rookie Fare